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Philéas 
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 Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:26 |
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There's a great song by the Swedish band The Quill called In My Shed. Can be found on their self-titled debut album, in case anyone's interested.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:26 |
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Is that a Harley Davidson between your legs or are you just pleased to see me?
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Philéas
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Posted: November 17 2006 at 17:27 |
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That's my personal Harley Davidson. Don't touch.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:20 |
Shed?
Did someone say shed?
I have a shed. 
A really, really nice shed.
It's not metal. either. 
No METAL for me, thank you.
I do have wood. 
Er, my shed is made of wood. 
Real wood.
Not fake wood.
Not METAL wood.
Like, wood made from trees.
With leafs and birds and roots.
Probably worms too.
Not in my wood. 
My wood doesn't have no worms.
My wood makes me proud. 
I'd love to show you my wood. 
Shed, that is. 
My wood shed.
It's tall.
I can stand inside my shed.
Without ducking.
It doesn't have any ducting either.
You know, ducting... like duct tape.
Not duck tape. 
That's something completely different.
Duck tape doesn't exist.
What we need is gerbil tape.
I don't have gerbil tape.
Why would you tape your gerbil? 
Can ya guess?
Betcha can't.
Really.
You can't.
Okay, I'll tell ya.
So it don't explode.  |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:24 |
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I find hamster tape works just as well.
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markosherrera
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Posted: November 17 2006 at 19:46 |
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about cords theory,or about prophecys.
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Peter
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Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:08 |
 Syzygy, groping for a purpose in a dark and dying empire, in utter nouveau-eurotrash depravity wrote:
HiGH Peter, let's have a MANLY conversation about MAN stuff.
I'm thinking of buying a new shovel. Any recommendations? Oh, and you might want a stronger lock on your shed - No. 74 had their ho and a couple of towels stolen next week. Kids eh? No one better to do. |
Yeah, I've got a recommendation : go get one that's BENT, like yourself, Jiggy!
And I don't know about you, but I keep my hoes n the alley, not my shed!
Is your real name John, then? 
Another aberrant, sex-addicted WEIRDO  -- does anyone out there want to have a REAL conversation, or not?
Edited by Peter Rideout - November 18 2006 at 00:13
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:14 |
I mean seriously -- let's talk. 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Ricochet
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Posted: November 18 2006 at 00:15 |
there are some unaswered question down the previous page, Peter (uh...including me). you may commence diminishing them. 
Edited by Ricochet - November 18 2006 at 00:16
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 03:27 |
Real conversations happen by the wonderful medium of speech - these virtual conversations Peter tries to start are doomed from the beginning due to time zone differences, age differences, cultural differences, intellectual differences, perceptive differences and the sure and certain knowledge on Peter's part that any shed owned in Timmins is, by definition, inferior to any such building in, say, Stevenage. It is the slowly dawning knowledge of this, fostered by the constant shed bragging in The Grey Room which has changed our formerly mild mannered Peter into the ranting lunatic we see in this particular thread.
The answer is simple.
Ask him about Gentle Giant, Mellotrons, Cavalier King Charles Spaniels (his own favorite "comfort" hound of choice ), good beer or pedanticism - all subjects close to his black & tainted (yet somehow loveable) soul.
So, Peter...
How about those Prog-Metal bands, eh?
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andu
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 06:51 |
Jim Garten wrote:
time zone differences, age differences, cultural differences, intellectual differences, perceptive differences |
imo these items feed conversation, and don't "doom" it. where's the conversation between two identical opinions/perceptions/culture etc?
still i may not understand what this thread is about and i may understand you wrong; if this is satire towards chat threads (i can only guess which are those and what are their contents as i don't visit threads with tens or hundreads of pages), a disclaimer should be there somewhere. until then, this looks just like a "what's your best insult" competition - not between competitors but only against one's self limitations.
Edited by andu - November 20 2006 at 08:35
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Atkingani
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 07:54 |
Peter is off these days to have time to hear warmly a promo of the new Angra album!
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 11:52 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
I mean seriously -- let's talk. |
No?
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Peter
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:27 |
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I'm all for it. Brrrrreee-eee--eeep!
Nextzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Arrrghus
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:29 |
Peter, I've got an inquiry for you: do you get enough fiber in your diet? You seem to be acting like you're constipated. At least us Velveteers don't act like you.
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Peter
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:33 |
Tony R wrote:
Hey Peter,seeing as you are an English teacher can you possibly discuss with me what this email means,I received it the other day:
"Our team is conducting a benchmarking effort to gather an outside-in view on development performance metrics and best practice approaches to issues of process and organization from companies involved in a variety of software development (and systems integration)."
It sure looks like English,but not as we know it....
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No.
If was up yer arse you'd probably understand it better!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:40 |
Arrrghus, from a public washroom, no doubt wrote:
Peter, I've got an inquiry for you: do you get enough fiber in your diet? You seem to be acting like you're constipated. At least us Velveteers don't act like you. |
I've just traced your address -- watch your crack, smart guy.
Is this what passes for conversation around here?
You LOSERS aren't even trying!
So let's talk -- REALLY talk.
Edited by Peter Rideout - November 20 2006 at 21:40
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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stonebeard
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:40 |
How 'bout them mellotrons, eh?
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Peter
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:45 |
stonebeard wrote:
How 'bout them mellotrons, eh? |
What kind of a LAME hackneyed cliche is THAT?
I don't know why I even bother with you lot -- you're all utterly hopeless!
C'mon -- someone out there must want a decent conversation -- let's rap.
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Arrrghus
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Posted: November 20 2006 at 21:48 |
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Let's talk about the terrifying satanism of Norwegian black metal. Why do they practice this appalling version of satanism? Why did they burn down churchs? Why is the music strangely appealing, yet I won't buy an album?
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