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Points: 4079 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2007 at 10:15
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

" I do"

Only kidding! LOL
 
Sure you are. Keep telling yourself that. Wink
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Points: 10266 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2007 at 13:11
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Myself again: "I think maybe we could solve this using some kind of something"...
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As water is gushing from underneath a friends kitchen sink.

 
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Points: 14378 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2007 at 00:40
"I think it's still open" in response to a woman asking about the local video/DVD store...

It was 2pm.
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Points: 33 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2007 at 01:09
"So you guys got money?"
"Yeah, were going to IHOP, we got money."
"Got money in the bank!"
"Never say that again."
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2007 at 03:04
How about the "humorous" bleedin' obvious things people say to you to be oh-so-funny and original...

eg:

On clouting your head on a low beam etc... "mind your head hur, hur, hur"

On swearing repeatedly after t**tting your knee on the corner of something... "did that hurt? hur, hur, hur"

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Points: 1678 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2007 at 03:14

there was this stupid girl i used to work with and one day she was complaining about how she couldn't keep a relationship last more than a few days and how all guys would leave her and i was struggling not to shout:"MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!!" but instead i went: "Is it because you don't make them a b**wjob???"

she blushed and then laughed and so did i but never again did she talk to me about subjects other than work stuff... i wonder why!!!
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sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2007 at 08:34
Originally posted by toolis toolis wrote:


there was this stupid girl i used to work with and one day she was complaining about how she couldn't keep a relationship last more than a few days and how all guys would leave her and i was struggling not to shout:"MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID!!" but instead i went: "Is it because you don't make them a b**wjob???"

she blushed and then laughed and so did i but never again did she talk to me about subjects other than work stuff... i wonder why!!!


They look lovely when they are blushing...
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hehe...

Anyway, I don't remember what I say, I speak too much. I think all who pretend to be politicians do.

anyway, I remember when I just arrived from Hungary, and met my friends at a party. I had brought some Hungarian booze with me etc. So I asked this girl if she wanted some Unicum. the look on her face was really twisted. that's because when you say Unicum in Finnish, it sounds like I was asking if she wanted some "dream rubber". Which she then later didn't want.


Oh, and there was this Finnish politician, who screwed up his career for a while by trying to sound clever. So he said he had read all of Dostoevski's books during one weekend.
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Still hurts me... It happened 10 years ago but it was so embarrasing!!!
 
The scene: Me, totally drunk face to face with the girl I liked. Full moon. No one around us, just the beautiful desert... and I said...
 
"You look so beeeeaaaauuutifuuul... when I'm drunk..."
 
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... E N E L B U N K E R...
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Points: 3089 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2007 at 11:03
So apparently the girl didn't want to marry you after all? 
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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2007 at 12:08
"Because I say so..." - in reply to an American collegue who asked me why we were going to do something in a particular way. Took me 6 months to get a proper working relationship with her after that. Stupid cultural differences...
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Points: 401 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2007 at 12:16
Spurs have got this one sewn up !

"Why say it cannot be done.....they'd be better doing pop songs?"
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Points: 5109 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2007 at 13:04
Sure, I'll have another drink.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2007 at 13:13
Are you eighteen?
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2007 at 08:54
My mate last night asked another mate if what she was pointing at, were freckles on his arm.

Obviously they were... I've no idea why she asked that!

I also kind of upset my friend... she was coming back from the toilet in the pub and she gave me an odd look... so I said "oh, that looks like one of those 'can you buy me a drink' looks..."

Oops!

All weekend all I seem to have been doing is slowly digging this big hole for myself... remind me to: a) not drink quite so much and b) not to say silly things to other drunk people.

Pinch


Edited by Geck0 - September 02 2007 at 09:46
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Points: 20781 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:13
^^^ James...don't drink so much... more money for prog....Wink
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:18
I've got plenty of money for prog and beer... that's the problem!

I only drink at weekends... yet that's when I make all my faux pas.
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Points: 7744 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2007 at 09:30
This hot girl was annoying me and we were getting in an argument about music. They thought that it was pointless to listen to an instrumental song or a band with lyrics you dno't understand. I was pwning her and eventually she got fed up and went "YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?!?" And I said, loudly for all of 1st period science to hear, "Yeah, I do, he's a nice guy."
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