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Jared 
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Joined: May 06 2005
Location: Hereford, UK
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 Posted: September 02 2007 at 10:02 |
 Geck0 wrote:
I've got plenty of money for prog and beer... that's the problem!
I only drink at weekends... yet that's when I make all my faux pas.
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do you mind me asking (if I'm not being too nosey...  ),
what do you do for a living, which gives someone in their mid twenties enough money for beer and prog, these days??? 
(good on you though....  )
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
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Posted: September 02 2007 at 10:14 |
fandango wrote:
Geck0 wrote:
I've got plenty of money for prog and beer... that's the problem!
I only drink at weekends... yet that's when I make all my faux pas.
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do you mind me asking (if I'm not being too nosey... ),
what do you do for a living, which gives someone in their mid twenties enough money for beer and prog, these days???
(good on you though.... ) |
I'm a dole bludger.  I'm also frugal with my money... I went through a stage of not spending much money, so it's accumulated over time.
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: September 03 2007 at 03:34 |
Geck0 wrote:
I only drink at weekends... yet that's when I make all my faux pas. |
What a curious coincidence...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: September 04 2007 at 07:41 |
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
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Posted: September 04 2007 at 11:12 |
So, Vicky, please tell us of Jim's "dumbest moments".
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MrHiccup
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Joined: December 02 2005
Location: Argentina
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Posted: September 04 2007 at 11:17 |
The dumbest thing I've said... It's hard to choose only one, but...
Once I said "Hello" to a bus driver as if the bus was a drugstore.
And a friend of mine once said "American Pie" instead of "Lemon Pie".
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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...
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progismylife
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Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
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Posted: September 04 2007 at 13:03 |
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I was in Mexico with my church and a kid asked me for help and i said "Good evening" in spanish.
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tardis
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Joined: October 02 2005
Location: Victoria, BC
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Posted: September 05 2007 at 00:40 |
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"I love you, [insert ex-girlfriend's name here]"
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005
Location: Chile
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Points: 4318
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Posted: September 05 2007 at 01:58 |
tardis wrote:
"I love you, [insert ex-girlfriend's name here]"
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"What are you saying, MOM!?" instead of "What are you saying, my love!?", while trying to understand something Mercedes was telling me / asking me... 
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: September 05 2007 at 13:07 |
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What?
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Ewout1
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Joined: September 05 2007
Location: Belgium
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Points: 22
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Posted: September 05 2007 at 15:01 |
I can remember asking a teacher wether she was pregnant... but she wasn't 
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Ewout1
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Joined: September 05 2007
Location: Belgium
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Posted: September 05 2007 at 15:01 |
I can remember asking a teacher wether she was pregnant... but she wasn't, she just gained a lot of weight lately
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micky
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Posted: September 10 2007 at 18:29 |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 20:55 |
Shakespeare wrote:
This hot girl was annoying me and we were getting in an argument about music. They thought that it was pointless to listen to an instrumental song or a band with lyrics you dno't understand. I was pwning her and eventually she got fed up and went "YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?!?" And I said, loudly for all of 1st period science to hear, "Yeah, I do, he's a nice guy."
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What a friggin' loser!
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The Doctor
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Joined: June 23 2005
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 20:59 |
Shakespeare wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
This hot girl was annoying me and we were getting in an argument about music. They thought that it was pointless to listen to an instrumental song or a band with lyrics you dno't understand. I was pwning her and eventually she got fed up and went "YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?!?" And I said, loudly for all of 1st period science to hear, "Yeah, I do, he's a nice guy."
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What a friggin' loser!
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Yeah, I can't believe you got into a discussion with a hot girl about music. You don't do that until you weary of her and have had your fill of sex with a hot girl, which should be sometime around....ummmm...never! You should be smacked around some. 
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Shakespeare
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Posted: September 23 2007 at 21:03 |
She started the conversation.
Yes I should be smacked. 
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Greg W
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Location: Chicago
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Posted: September 24 2007 at 18:59 |
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Oh, the list goes on and on for me. I have said SO many dumb things that I just try to blot them out. I am not what you call tactful.
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005
Location: Chile
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Points: 4318
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Posted: September 25 2007 at 01:21 |
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This is not mine, but it deserves the oscar at least:
Carola (girlfriend's cousin) talks to his boyfriend, who has just lost his father in a car accident from wich his mother came out seriously injured. He is leaving to the hospital, and she says goodbye and "take it easy, Claudio. It could have been worst..."
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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Guzzman
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Joined: August 21 2004
Location: Germany
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Posted: September 25 2007 at 10:46 |
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^^And a runner up for that one is a former colleague of mine, who - after I told him on the phone that my mother had died that day - said: "Well have a nice evening!"
Edited by Guzzman - September 25 2007 at 10:47
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"We've got to get in to get out"
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Guests
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Posted: September 26 2007 at 21:34 |
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the dumbest thing i ever said was when i was 10. My cousins had mtv on and some metal band was playing and one of my cousins said..'thats heavy metal' and i replied..'i heavy metal?...i know that band heavy metal'..*embarrased*
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