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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 12:27 |
The days of an old Guinness beer mat sellotaped to the windscreen are long gone...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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mystic fred
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 12:44 |
Jim Garten wrote:
The days of an old Guinness beer mat sellotaped to the windscreen are long gone... |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 12:47 |
Hang on... is it a car over 25 or 35 years that is exempt from car tax?
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Jared
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 14:13 |
^^^ 25 years... but I think they've done away with that little scam, now.... being as most of the cars that were over 25 years of age were a) environmentally unfriendly, and b) owned by posh people who could afford the tax in the first place...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jared
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 14:14 |
Jim Garten wrote:
The days of an old Guinness beer mat sellotaped to the windscreen are long gone... |
Guiness?? I think my Dad's used to be Worthington E.... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Jared
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 15:49 |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Neil
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 16:27 |
fandango wrote:
Sadly, the legend of Jim's buttocks will take a good while to erase from my memory banks...  |
It takes far longer to erase from your sofa! 
Edited by Heavyfreight - March 01 2007 at 16:30
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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chopper
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 17:23 |
mystic fred wrote:
chopper wrote:
mystic fred wrote:
chopper wrote:
Watch it Steve, those computers will be after you! |
................. COMPUTERS..?? 
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Yes, the DVLA computers. The ones that stand on the bridges over the motorway when you drive underneath in your car with it's OUT OF DATE TAX DISC! (Oops, sorry, I hope they're not listening to this thread). Have you not seen the ads? |
out of date tax disc spotter......
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I assume the long bit is the laser gun that melts your car if the disk is out of date.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 03:48 |
Not necessarily - Vicky had a 1968 Morris Minor for just over 5 years which was tax exempt & always passed it's emissions test with flying colours; we took it to a rally once & left soon afterwards (pretentious w+++ers, the lot of 'em), but Vicky used that car every day - the only reason it left us was the sub-fram eventually succumbed to Morris Minor disease - terminal rust!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 03:51 |
Heavyfreight wrote:
fandango wrote:
Sadly, the legend of Jim's buttocks will take a good while to erase from my memory banks...  |
It takes far longer to erase from your sofa!  |
Neil has never got over the weekend he fitted our Leslie 145 to my Hammond (mild in the evening + fried breakfasts the next day)
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 07:52 |
I do seen to remember an incident where Neil dropped one in the car on a Friday night & we could still smell it when we left on Sunday !
Oh well if you can't beat them- join them - I currently have a campaign to drop on in every lift where I work 
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 08:50 |
My wife - the delicate English rose...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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chopper
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 10:21 |
I bet you both fart under the duvet as well.
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Jared
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 10:25 |
chopper wrote:
I bet you both fart under the duvet as well. |
no doubt with the condition that the first person to lift their headout from under the duvet loses.....
I'm beginning to wonder about the levels of social integrity and sophistication the Grey Room appears to be collecting.... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Snow Dog
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 10:51 |
Fetch..........The comfy chair!!!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:37 |
fandango wrote:
chopper wrote:
I bet you both fart under the duvet as well. |
no doubt with the condition that the first person to lift their headout from under the duvet loses.....
I'm beginning to wonder about the levels of social integrity and sophistication the Grey Room appears to be collecting....  |
Absolutely not - any claims thus implied are made with a large dose of irony to satirise the children in the neighbouring room.
Why, if we were to in any way glorify, or find amusing the simple act of flatulence, that would make us extremely shallow and immature people indeed
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:38 |
Go on - pull my finger!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jared
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:03 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Go on - pull my finger! |
I don't know where it's been.... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jared
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:04 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Fetch..........The comfy chair!!! |
oh no... not the comfy chair.... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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