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    Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:13
Ok.  I'm burning lots of candles in my flat, because I'm about to move and my CensoredCensoredCensored landlady was irritated by my smoking, and is threatening to withhold my deposit to repaint the walls, etc.  Anywho...a few moments ago, I leaned against a table for a few moments and suddenly I felt a burning sensation on my bum (and no, I haven't been having sex with the wrong people).  I reflexively started smacking my bum with my hand, and now have at least 2nd degree burns on my hand and ruined one of my favorite shirts.  Did you ever get the feeling this just isn't your life?  AngryOuchConfusedCry
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Points: 16111 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:16
Holy sh*t - that is simultaneously hilarious and terrible. While I do feel bad for you I hope that one day you'll find the humor in this

Seriously though - that sucks! Ouch
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Points: 65778 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:18
at least you're a doctor
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No.  I'm actually a lawyer.  So I can sue myself anyway.  Ow.  My hand hurts!
 
Anyway, surprisingly, I already find humor in this.  Although it would be much funnier if my hand were't constantly burning.  Ouch
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Points: 24439 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:38
Another lawyerWink? At least I know whom to call if I ever need to sue anyoneLOL...
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Points: 8543 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 02 2009 at 19:42
Originally posted by KoS KoS wrote:



Yes, I remember Febreze.  When I was living in civilized society instead of in the 7th circle of hell.  Well, barring me self-combusting, I will soon be back in civilization again.
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Ah.  My hands finally fallen off and the pain is diminishing. 
I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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