How often do you shave?

I can't help myself, but whenever I read the word "goatee" I have to think of an illustration I found when browsing through some old editions of the German satire magazine "Titanic" (Friede has the complete collection). in it there used to be a column named "Humorkritik" ("humor review"), in which the late German poet Robert Gernhardt reviewed humorous books under the pseudonym "Hans Menz". in one of the editions he reviewed a book which was a collection of illustrations from other books. Gernhardt said that some of the illustrations were pretty strange and made him want to read the books, and one example was depicted, showing a man and a woman standing close to each other. the illustration was subtitled in English with the words "He took her in the arms and gently squeezed her goatee", and this is exactly what the picture showed. yes, I did not accidentally swap the pronouns, it was the woman who sported the goatee! 

Edited by BaldJean - March 01 2008 at 04:14

every 3-4 days.  I like to give the open wounds that I savagely inflict upon myself a slight chance to heal.  I get a fickin' razor in my hands and it's an all-out bloodbath...the OCD really takes over...every last patch of fuzzies MUST DIE!!!!!   

I shave every day. I feel uncomfortable and unclean if I don't

I'm going for an open-razor shave,hot towels and face massage at Geo. F Trumpers (barbers by royal appointment) soon.

I have had an open-razor before and it is fantastic.Let's hope that Sweeney Todd isn't doing it.

Once a week, and yes shaving IS boring..

2-3 times a week.

Once every 7-10 days and I trim my beard once a month.

I sport a goatee that is currently incognito, hiding behind a convincing disguise consisting of a full beard, so shaving has become an infrequent occupation reserved for special occasions, which means I generally have to set aside a sizable chunk of time to hack through the undergrowth with hedge-trimmers before assaulting the resulting stubble with a packet of disposable razors and then dousing the inflamed and raw areas of my face with copious quantities of after shave and shaving balm then covering my face with small tears of tissue paper to staunch the bleeding. An hour or so later, once my skin has recovered and the abrasions aren't quite so tender, I then have to shave again with a brand new blade to achieve that baby's bottom smoothness so liked by the ladiees. Needless to say, I do not enjoy going through this rigmarole, so the frequency of these events is dropping, but it is far more endurable than the alternative method for having a hairless chin, which I understand has some peculiar side effects.

I can say that I shave once or twice a week. I'm 15, and my facial hair's just starting to get more and more mature. Speaking of shaving, I could definitely use one now.

Every day with a Schick Quattro.

E