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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: March 01 2008 at 00:35 |
Goatee : depends on the length, but almost never more than 2 weeks.
Rest of face: 2-4 times a week
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BaldJean
Prog Reviewer
Joined: May 28 2005
Location: Germany
Status: Offline
Points: 10387
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Posted: March 01 2008 at 04:14 |
I can't help myself, but whenever I read the word "goatee" I have to think of an illustration I found when browsing through some old editions of the German satire magazine "Titanic" (Friede has the complete collection). in it there used to be a column named "Humorkritik" ("humor review"), in which the late German poet Robert Gernhardt reviewed humorous books under the pseudonym "Hans Menz". in one of the editions he reviewed a book which was a collection of illustrations from other books. Gernhardt said that some of the illustrations were pretty strange and made him want to read the books, and one example was depicted, showing a man and a woman standing close to each other. the illustration was subtitled in English with the words "He took her in the arms and gently squeezed her goatee", and this is exactly what the picture showed. yes, I did not accidentally swap the pronouns, it was the woman who sported the goatee!
Edited by BaldJean - March 01 2008 at 04:14
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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TGM: Orb
Prog Reviewer
Joined: October 21 2007
Location: n/a
Status: Offline
Points: 8052
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Posted: March 01 2008 at 22:49 |
I do a proper shave weekly, and occasionally tidy it up midweek.
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jimmy_row
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 11 2007
Location: Hibernation
Status: Offline
Points: 2601
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 01:36 |
every 3-4 days. I like to give the open wounds that I savagely inflict upon myself a slight chance to heal. I get a fickin' razor in my hands and it's an all-out bloodbath...the OCD really takes over...every last patch of fuzzies MUST DIE!!!!!
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Signature Writers Guild on strike
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mina
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 12 2006
Location: usa
Status: Offline
Points: 387
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 02:10 |
only shave when i know i'm gonna get some action. (;
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Man Erg
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: August 26 2004
Location: Isle of Lucy
Status: Offline
Points: 7456
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 02:23 |
I shave every day. I feel uncomfortable and unclean if I don't
I'm going for an open-razor shave,hot towels and face massage at Geo. F Trumpers (barbers by royal appointment) soon.
I have had an open-razor before and it is fantastic.Let's hope that Sweeney Todd isn't doing it.
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Abstrakt
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 18 2005
Location: Soundgarden
Status: Offline
Points: 18292
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 09:26 |
I'm only 15, so i havn't got any real beard yet. I do shave my thin "mustache" once a week, until it turns into a real MUSTACHE!
When i'm old enough to have a beard, i don't think i'll be shaving that often, since i want mine big and thick 
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Zargus
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 08 2005
Location: Sweden
Status: Offline
Points: 3491
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 09:42 |
Once a week, and yes shaving IS boring..
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The Pessimist
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 13 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 3834
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 09:44 |
 Shaving? PAH! Real prog rockers don't shave, everyone knows that
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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Bj-1
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Joined: June 04 2005
Location: No(r)Way
Status: Offline
Points: 31663
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 12:33 |
2-3 times a week.
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Gamemako
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 31 2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1184
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 20:44 |
I never shave. I trim my hair and beard every 2 weeks or so. There was a time when I didn't trim for 6 months. My beard was around 18cm.
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Hail Eris!
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moreitsythanyou
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: April 23 2006
Location: NYC
Status: Offline
Points: 11682
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 20:49 |
Once every 7-10 days and I trim my beard once a month.
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 <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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Shakespeare
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 18 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 7744
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 20:53 |
Usually once a week, but it's real scruffy by then.
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
Status: Offline
Points: 37575
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 21:05 |
I sport a goatee that is currently incognito, hiding behind a convincing disguise consisting of a full beard, so shaving has become an infrequent occupation reserved for special occasions, which means I generally have to set aside a sizable chunk of time to hack through the undergrowth with hedge-trimmers before assaulting the resulting stubble with a packet of disposable razors and then dousing the inflamed and raw areas of my face with copious quantities of after shave and shaving balm then covering my face with small tears of tissue paper to staunch the bleeding. An hour or so later, once my skin has recovered and the abrasions aren't quite so tender, I then have to shave again with a brand new blade to achieve that baby's bottom smoothness so liked by the ladiees. Needless to say, I do not enjoy going through this rigmarole, so the frequency of these events is dropping, but it is far more endurable than the alternative method for having a hairless chin, which I understand has some peculiar side effects.
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Padraic
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Joined: February 16 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 31169
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 21:10 |
Twice a week - definitely not enough, but I am a lazy sh*t about it.
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Blacktabøl
Forum Newbie
Joined: January 21 2008
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
Status: Offline
Points: 35
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 21:44 |
I can say that I shave once or twice a week. I'm 15, and my facial hair's just starting to get more and more mature. Speaking of shaving, I could definitely use one now.
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rileydog22
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
Status: Offline
Points: 8844
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 21:53 |
'Bout three times a week. Anything less than every other day and I look like sh*t, but on weekends I'm usually too lazy.
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E-Dub
Special Collaborator
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Joined: February 24 2006
Location: Elkhorn, WI
Status: Offline
Points: 7910
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Posted: March 02 2008 at 22:04 |
Every day with a Schick Quattro.
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Sean Trane
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Prog Folk
Joined: April 29 2004
Location: Heart of Europe
Status: Offline
Points: 20642
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Posted: March 03 2008 at 11:29 |
I (wet) shave between once and three times a week (razor Mach III) >>> depending on growth and work activities, and trim moustache and goatee twice per month (depending on hair growth of course)
I get a haircut thre or four times a year.
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let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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Abstrakt
Forum Senior Member
Joined: August 18 2005
Location: Soundgarden
Status: Offline
Points: 18292
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Posted: March 03 2008 at 11:38 |
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