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Vompatti 
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 Posted: October 02 2009 at 01:07 |
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Bake sales are pathetic.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: October 01 2009 at 19:32 |
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I know, let's buy a half mole, half cat, half octopus, half oak tree, half pancake, half watercooler, half snare drum, half Chinese schoolboy, half radio, half giant (gentle of course), half muffin and let it loose in an ornithological sanctuary while handing out free samples of turnip cakes to passers-by, who take the cakes and throw them at struggling artists trying to make a battery capable of stunning entire oceans of fish! Or we can organize a bake sale. Your choice, pseudo-humans.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 30 2009 at 18:21 |
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^ Yes, but she's acting.
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el dingo
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Posted: September 30 2009 at 17:46 |
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 28 2009 at 06:13 |
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^ Pass it around?! Don't tell me you'd touch a penis someone else has already nibbled at?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 26 2009 at 19:19 |
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If you have any spare bull penis, please feel free to pass it around.
I have the most wonderful '63 Cognac waiting for the appropiate time...complete with pure ivory goblets. Not to mention fresh elephant steaks from my recent visit to Africa.
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Posted: September 24 2009 at 21:27 |
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Trust el dingo to mention Bull Penis; now there is a classic Freudian Slip if you ever did see one.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: September 24 2009 at 21:09 |
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Everyone knows that the preferred beverage for intelligent people is bear urine in a coffee mug with a witty saying on it!
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el dingo
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 13:36 |
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Wow, no-one's mentioned Bull Penis yet this month and it's the 23rd
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 12:44 |
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Poor people are too miserable to be mad, blind or not.
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el dingo
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 12:28 |
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If something made me blind I guess I'd be mad at it too, poor or not
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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CPicard
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 09:35 |
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I thought intelligent people avoid absinthe, since it makes you blind and mad and poor and others things like that.
But I can be wrong. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 08:02 |
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I thought intelligent people drink absinthe.
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:21 |
I've never had a whiskey at the local, BEER is where it's at. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:20 |
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British Whiskers!
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el dingo
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:18 |
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Scotch is Whisky, Irish is Whiskey - I would have thought a regular at The Union would've known that
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:16 |
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You do that. I'd much rather have coke.
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:15 |
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Tis a shame Vompatti, I guess I'll just have to share my whiskey with someone who cares.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:11 |
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I'm such a snob that I don't really care for either.
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Posted: September 23 2009 at 05:10 |
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Who wants some caviar and fine scotch whiskey?
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