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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Well we all enjoy the bull penis. After all, what else separates us from the disgusting masses?
And I have seven, fool. Hand made by my personal slaves in Peru. I own 90% of the country ya know. |
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Man With Hat ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
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I know how you love them dearly. Almost as much as I love thems bull penises.
And how awfully deliciously pretentious of you! I must use at least five of those for my utterly delectable wine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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There's ALWAYS some left
And break out the wine! As I said these pure crystal goblets can't go to waste |
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Man With Hat ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
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I'll join you in those rocky mountain oysters...if any are left.
I happen to have a '16 bottle of sherry with me that would go perfectly.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Yes, it's hard having such a massive intellect.
Everyday I am disturbed by the drudgeries of life. Ah well, the price you pay I suppose. |
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67474 |
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Everything troubles me.
But a nice warm bull penis keeps the pain away. |
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Well if you've only got one then sure.
I guess more rocky mountain oysters for me. Hope nothing's troubling you chap. |
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67474 |
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It's been a rough day. Please don't deny me my bull penis.
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Well don't be greedy man!
Anyone up for some Rocky Mountain Oysters? I'm feeling adventurous today. And I am a history nerd. I once was staying a friends house, the 2 of them were bored mindless while I as talking to his mother about WWI and II. ![]() ![]() Edited by JJLehto - July 30 2009 at 11:49 |
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67474 |
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I can't teach anything!
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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I could teach a history class right now. Problem is, well all the BS involved.
So I figured I'll do....something with my life. Then when I'm 40 or 50 hopefully I'll have enough to put aside to teach just for fun. I'd be willing to do it without pay. Then it can be on my terms, and it can be just to enjoy. |
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67474 |
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I'd like to teach mathematics. But I've forgotten all of it.
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Well its mainly me just being an arse.
But I also dreamed of being a history teacher. Maybe one day... |
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CPicard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
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Is it just a sarcastic comment or must I turn into the History teacher I once dreamed of being? |
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Slartibartfast ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
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This brings back to mind James Burke's TV documentary, The Day The Universe Changed. Oh cool, just looked it up and you can get it on DVD as of this year. ![]() |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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I've been reading up about the fall of the Roman Empire.
I find it ironic that the various Germanic tribes, but especially the Franks, quickly tried to emulate the empire they just sacked, including conversion to Christianity. I guess I'd do the same. I mean yeah, you just brought down the Roman Empire and modern civilization. Now what? |
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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What?
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Well for Christ's sake Dean, if you want some intelligent discussion quit being an arse and start an intelligent conversation!
Until then I'll be relaxing on my leopard skin chair, (I killed the beast with my own hands) and enjoying some wonderful bull penis and this bottle of fine wine. Mmmm........yes, it's good to own land... |
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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The issue of Bull Penis has never been an issue, those wishing to imbibe are free to do so without prejudice, I'm not even sure why you bother to bring it up since it is neither here nor there and ipso facto is an irrelevance known only to yourselves.
I am of the firm belief that it is possible to be silly and intelligent, that humour can rise above mere cultural stereotyping and achieve a degree of gravitas that is both humorous and mentally challenging. Yet again, I find myself on a team of one in this matter, as I am with the tangential thread that is not tangential.
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What?
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67474 |
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I don't think even Harrison Ford realized it. |
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