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Ignoring Groucho Marx who said he'd never want to belong to a club that would admit him as a member:

1: i speak three foreign languages (all pathetically except French, which is nonetheless tres mal)
2: i run a keyboard class for underprivileged persons who cannot hit the capital i properly
3: I can drink copious amounts of beer without farting, falling over or thinking i am actually Rickie Tickie the Magic Pixie
4: I have won several trophies for Pool, Darts, Pub Quizzes, Football, Cricket and Tennis and still have the use of all my limbs
5: When it comes to rustling up omelettes, I am the cojones.
 
Although I am A) English B) Venerable and C) Do not possess perfect pitch, I nonetheless crave entry.
 
If still undecided I got a 2:2 BA in History without doing a lot of work and I was the first man in England to be fined for using a mobile phone while driving - if that isn't sheer intelligence I sure don't know what is.
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by ProGR72 ProGR72 wrote:

1- I can make things me asked by that person can answer not, even ME not. (that a philosophy)
2- I can magic. I close me eyes and not the people there again. Disappeared. Poof!
3- I counting to three myself can.
4- If me not to understand what people me and around what said by them, that is mean they not as my intelligence.
5- I can write a normal sentence, sometimes (1/5... but that's not bad, isn't it?)
 
 
Me in?

Yes, you're in. Thumbs Up Here, have a bull penis!

 
Then me definitely intelligency full of myself, then! Me definitely able adoring bull penis, amazing - whaaa.
Definitely...
 
Originally posted by Atomic_Rooster Atomic_Rooster wrote:

I recommend such intelligent things as which one of us is the most sexually attractive
 
Yeah, me not to need my body to even attract, me just needing me intelligency that full I am of. Smile


Edited by ProGR72 - July 27 2009 at 19:58
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Originally posted by ProGR72 ProGR72 wrote:

1- I can make things me asked by that person can answer not, even ME not. (that a philosophy)
2- I can magic. I close me eyes and not the people there again. Disappeared. Poof!
3- I counting to three myself can.
4- If me not to understand what people me and around what said by them, that is mean they not as my intelligence.
5- I can write a normal sentence, sometimes (1/5... but that's not bad, isn't it?)
 
 
Me in?

Yes, you're in. Thumbs Up Here, have a bull penis!


Edited by Vompatti - July 27 2009 at 19:54
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1- I can make things me asked by that person can answer not, even ME not. (that a philosophy)
2- I can magic. I close me eyes and not the people there again. Disappeared. Poof!
3- I counting to three myself can.
4- If me not to understand what people me and around what said by them, that is mean they not as my intelligence.
5- I can write a normal sentence, sometimes (1/5... but that's not bad, isn't it?)
 
 
Me in?


Edited by ProGR72 - July 27 2009 at 19:50
Les mains, les pieds balancés
Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers,
Un marin mort,
Il dormira

- Paul Éluard
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I had forgotten all about the bull penes!
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I was wondering what happened to this place.
 
Mostly because I was looking for more caviar, cognac, and bull penis.
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I cut my hair the day before yesterday. I was on several public places today. Nobody said anything about my hair. Is it safe to assume that it looks good from the back?
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I believe you divide by the number of fingers and take the square of hand hairs.
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How many days and hands does it take to count all these days and works of hands?
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The days of a month can be counted on one hand.
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I agree.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Someone please say something intelligent before I do!


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Someone please say something intelligent before I do!
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Removing the ink from books is trickier (though why would you want to commit such a crime? - shades of Fahrenheit 451 if you ask me Cry

Of course I would only do it to worthless books (old school books, bad novels, the stuff that universities print etc). The collected ink could be used to print more copies of The Counterfeiters by André Gide.
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Many years ago Newspaper ink was made from re-cycled engine oil, which is why your hands would be come blackened after reading the newspaper. Of course any coloured solution can be used as ink, many such substances can be found in the typical domestic habitat, the most obvious of which would be food colourings, but emulsions made from suspending ground powders in a suitable solvent (coffee grinds in water for example) would work equally as well.
 
As most school boys should know - non-coloured liquids found in the kitchen make excellent invisible inks, such as lemon juice or milk - all that's needed is the application of heat to make the invisible visible.
 
Removing the ink from books is trickier (though why would you want to commit such a crime? - shades of Fahrenheit 451 if you ask me Cry):
Originally posted by United States Patent 4076578 United States Patent 4076578 wrote:

]Waste paper, particularly newsprint, is treated to release adhering ink particles (e.g. pigment carbon) from the paper fibres, and the ink solids (and organic contaminants) are then preferentially collected on the surface of inserted non-soap solids which have an affinity for, and are of larger size than, the ink solids. The ink-coated solids can be removed from the system by suitable physical means such as hydrocyclones, screens or decantation.
 
What?
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Now that I think about it, there's also a lot of ink in books. Is there a way to collect it?
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Instead of potato chips, I would try looking for ink in doilies and napkin rings.
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'Household products' = products appearing in a household = coffee, potato chips, oil paint etc.
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