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lysariskye 
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 Topic: You know you're getting old when...Posted: December 12 2023 at 13:58 |
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Everyone starts looking like they have IBS to you whether you have it yourself or not.
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My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 14:56 |
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You know you're getting old when a gastroenterologist feeds you a complete set of 1990 Donruss baseball cards for your stomach to identify the error cards.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: October 09 2023 at 04:14 |
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You know you're getting old when a second-moment matrix adapts a sufficiently small pair of pants into a cruise ship fool of doorknobs, popcorn machines, and blob operators.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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JD
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Posted: October 06 2023 at 16:42 |
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You know you're getting old when @progaardvark's posts make perfect sense to you.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 06 2023 at 10:09 |
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You know you're getting old when your fingernail clippings are being preserved in toploaders and your brain is on speed dial to the forest calculator department.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 19 2023 at 11:22 |
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You know you're getting old when you get your toenails done by a bumblebee and the cake frosting is screaming integers into your nose.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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moshkito
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Posted: May 17 2023 at 07:01 |
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Hi, You know it is getting bad, when you hear your "mom" say ... "I'm going senile" and at 85, she still manages to do a corporate tax return a month or more. Or in my case, wake up in the morning and you are dizzy as heck, and all you can think of is how many women have said the same thing for another reason! Seems normal to me ... we start with "nothing" (nekkid and all!) and end up with "nothing" ... sort of like the wheel goes around full circle!
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 17 2023 at 04:12 |
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You know you're getting old when you put a hole in your sofa and all the fake Murano glass falls into it followed by all the postage stamps of the world and then they tell you that you can't have mashed potatoes anymore.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2023 at 09:16 |
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You know you're getting old when you divide your mountain ranges with pretzel bags that are nondeterministic polynomial-time complete and you throw your Turing machines in a clothespin manifestation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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JD
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Posted: May 14 2023 at 14:28 |
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You know you're getting old when you buy glasses for every level of the house so you don't have to run up and down the staircase when your significant other pulls out their phone and says "Come and look at this".
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JD
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Posted: May 14 2023 at 14:25 |
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You know you're getting old when every fart in public is a profile in courage.
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Jeffro
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Posted: April 17 2023 at 19:29 |
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You know you're getting old when ........................ what were we talking about?
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We all live in an amber subdomain, amber subdomain, amber subdomain.
My face IS a maserati |
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Nogbad_The_Bad
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Posted: April 14 2023 at 06:57 |
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Very good list Paul, actually got a couple of real chuckles.
A night on the tiles is sitting on the patio is so damn true.
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chopper
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Posted: April 14 2023 at 06:51 |
That was one of my worst nightmares when I was 18, to be honest.
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Psychedelic Paul
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Posted: April 13 2023 at 01:46 |
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You know you're getting old when.....
A Saga holiday sounds very appealing and a Club 18-30 holiday sounds like your worst nightmare. A Little old lady gives up her seat to you on the bus. Yes, that really happened to me recently!  The highlight of your afternoon is settling down to watch Gardeners World with a mug of Ovaltine. When you look forward to a dull evening in and a night out on the tiles is sitting on the patio. All you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age. It takes two attempts to get up from the sofa. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle and pop and you're not eating breakfast cereal. You sit in a rocking chair and you can't get it going. You sing along to the golden oldies muzak in shopping centres. All of the music legends you grew up with are now retired or dead.
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Posted: April 12 2023 at 19:31 |
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You know you're getting old when you walk-fart and you're proud of it.
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Jeffro
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Posted: April 12 2023 at 19:14 |
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You know you're getting old when you have more hair in your nose than on your head
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We all live in an amber subdomain, amber subdomain, amber subdomain.
My face IS a maserati |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 11 2023 at 10:27 |
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You know you're getting old when the dime bag bumper stock crashes into your homework pump leaving you with an apex of orange creamsicle twizzlers.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 10:01 |
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You know you're getting old when you're on PA talking about "what is prog"?
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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chopper
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 09:00 |
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