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Raff
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 29 2005 Location: None Status: Offline Points: 24392 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:16 |
Pizza? Pasta? Ice cream? Chocolate?
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66076 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:21 |
Condoms; the pill; Karma Sutra. errr sorry wrong forum. I've definitely been listening to too much AC/DC today.
How about fire?
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TGM: Orb
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 21 2007 Location: n/a Status: Offline Points: 8052 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:29 |
Electric kettle + coffee.
All the way, man. |
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TheCaptain
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 04 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Status: Offline Points: 1335 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:33 |
I think Xzibit did that on an episode of Pimp My Ride. He heard that little Jimmy liked to listen to music while washing his car's wheels so the magnificent Xzibit put an iPod in the wheels. |
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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June
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 03 2008 Location: Montreal Status: Offline Points: 6521 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:50 |
Agreed.
And tampons
Oh, and vaccines are not bad either.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67386 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:51 |
Tampons are controversial? But . . . how?
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June
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 03 2008 Location: Montreal Status: Offline Points: 6521 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:58 |
Err... guess I gotta work on my reading skills . I just think contraception is a great invention too, and so are tampons.
Condoms too, I should add (it does qualify as contraception, but it has other uses, balloons 'n stuff...)
Although I'm sure our newish pope has issues with tampons as well as with everything else...
Wait, I shouldn't say stuff like that about the pope on a public forum, eh? Edited by June - January 19 2009 at 16:59 |
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Mikerinos
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 11 2005 Location: Planet Gong Status: Offline Points: 8890 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:13 |
Homer Simpson's toilet reclining-chair.
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Logan
Forum & Site Admin Group Site Admin Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Status: Online Points: 33107 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:21 |
Man's greatest invention?
God. Or is it more the other way round? The jury's still out on that. ;) |
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My 1960 to 2024 youtube playlist, one track per act and one track per year.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXcp9fYc6K4Jq6bFhyET |
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:29 |
The iPod requires the wheel directly. It's it's whole interface.
I'm inclined to say: The Internet God (maybe) Rational Thought (if that's applicable to the idea) |
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:31 |
I'm afraid a joint endeavor between lightning and dry forestry beat us to it. |
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TheCaptain
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 04 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Status: Offline Points: 1335 |
Posted: January 19 2009 at 19:23 |
I wanted to make a witty or at least funny "Mother's of Invention" reference here but it seems I have failed.
Edited by TheCaptain - January 19 2009 at 19:24 |
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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BroSpence
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 05 2007 Status: Offline Points: 2614 |
Posted: January 20 2009 at 00:34 |
Obviously the Wheel which lead to the shape and invention of the LP. Screw the iPod.
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Petrovsk Mizinski
Prog Reviewer Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210 |
Posted: January 20 2009 at 01:48 |
I'm going against the grain and being the first to vote for the iPod.
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crimson87
Prog Reviewer Joined: January 03 2008 Location: Argentina Status: Offline Points: 1818 |
Posted: January 21 2009 at 19:36 |
What about the flux capacitor????
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29625 |
Posted: January 21 2009 at 19:50 |
I keep telling you people it's toilet paper. Have you ever tried to wipe yourself with leaves? On an unrelated note, have you ever been hit in the head with a soft rock?
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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TheCaptain
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 04 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Status: Offline Points: 1335 |
Posted: January 21 2009 at 22:01 |
No, but my eardrums have been hit by the soft rock of Barry Manilow.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: January 22 2009 at 02:22 |
If man invented god and god created woman, then man's best invention is the shed.
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What?
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: January 22 2009 at 02:31 |
And there we have it!
Man's greatest invention: The Shed! Thread closed +++sigh+++ Oh, go on then - carry on with your ideas, but we Greys defy you to find a superior invention The Zippo lighter's pretty cool though... |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: January 22 2009 at 02:35 |
...and digital watches are pretty neat...
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What?
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