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Snow Dog
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Posted: April 10 2013 at 16:50 |
octopus-4 wrote:
"It was the first and only painting by artist Barry Godber, who died of a heart attack at age 24, shortly after the album's release. Draw your own conclusions from that."
Very bad sentence. I find it very stupid and offending. This is my coinclusion from that. |
I like a coinclusion, followed by a notefusion.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: April 10 2013 at 17:12 |
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octopus-4
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Posted: April 11 2013 at 01:32 |
Snow Dog wrote:
octopus-4 wrote:
"It was the first and only painting by artist Barry Godber, who died of a heart attack at age 24, shortly after the album's release. Draw your own conclusions from that."
Very bad sentence. I find it very stupid and offending. This is my coinclusion from that. |
I like a coinclusion, followed by a notefusion. |
My keyiboaird types a loit of extra "i"
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Curiosity killed a cat, Schroedinger only half. My poor home recorded stuff at https://yellingxoanon.bandcamp.com
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progresssaurus
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Posted: April 11 2013 at 01:51 |
octopus-4 wrote:
My keyiboaird types a loit of extra "i" |
My keyboard is worse then your, because my keyboard types long sequences of characters, grammatically wrong and without that meaning, which I want.
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the only sane man
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Posted: April 12 2013 at 07:33 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I always liked the Cracked article on Prog - we have all seen it but here it is again - very clever and very true!
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I've just read that for the first time - pure comedic genius!
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kenethlevine
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Posted: April 13 2013 at 22:29 |
Until now I didn't know that the person who did KC's first cover died shortly after. I guess I should have wondered why I never saw a similarly styled cover that might have belonged to the same artist.
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fudgenuts64
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Posted: April 16 2013 at 09:02 |
http://www.theonion.com/articles/yes-lyrics-to-be-added-to-new-testament,966/
Too funny imo
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octopus-4
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Posted: April 16 2013 at 10:03 |
fudgenuts64 wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/yes-lyrics-to-be-added-to-new-testament,966/
Too funny imo |
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Curiosity killed a cat, Schroedinger only half. My poor home recorded stuff at https://yellingxoanon.bandcamp.com
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Anthony
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Posted: April 16 2013 at 10:59 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I always liked the Cracked article on Prog - we have all seen it but here it is again - very clever and very true!
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Why only male butts? Have they never heard of Eloy's "Colours"?
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Future prosperity lies in the way you heal the world with love (Introitus - The hand that feeds you)
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octopus-4
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Posted: April 16 2013 at 11:28 |
Anthony wrote:
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I always liked the Cracked article on Prog - we have all seen it but here it is again - very clever and very true!
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Why only male butts? Have they never heard of Eloy's "Colours"? |
And what about Cherry Vanilla on The Pros and Cons of Hitch-Hiking?
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Curiosity killed a cat, Schroedinger only half. My poor home recorded stuff at https://yellingxoanon.bandcamp.com
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Bitterblogger
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Posted: April 17 2013 at 15:26 |
After Wakeman had joined Yes for the second time, Rolling Stone was interviewing him re his return, GFTO, etc. A fan, probably on acid, approached him while he was walking through an airport terminal and informed him he was Jesus Christ reincarnate, and that it was imperative that he consult with Rick to take advantage of this fact. Rick demurred politely, stepping into the limo and sitting next to Alan White. "That guy told me he's Jesus Christ, Alan". White obligingly looks out, sits back and rolls his eyes. "Is that a fact." "Yeah. Looks nothing like his picture, does he?"
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timbo
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Posted: April 23 2013 at 10:49 |
The cover of Tormato might be awful, but it's nothing to do with a tornado, it's a TOR. Tors are granite outcrops found on Dartmoor in south west England, as shown in the cover photo (just to the left of the man), the tallest of which is called YES TOR (presumably why they used it). I'd probably agree to have that album cover on the list of bad covers, but I like (and own) most of the rest. What's wrong with Nursery Cryme? It reflects the lyrics pretty well.
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Cactus Choir
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Posted: April 23 2013 at 11:30 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I always liked the Cracked article on Prog - we have all seen it but here it is again - very clever and very true!
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Very funny, especially the Choose a Band Name section. I now really want to form a band called Mushroom of the Tripod.
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"And now...on the drums...Mick Underwooooooooood!!!" "He's up the pub"
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Aussie-Byrd-Brother
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Posted: April 23 2013 at 21:43 |
I remember a somewhat condescending article in Q magazine many years ago about Marillion, which had a photo of two Marillion fans on the page, with a caption `...and now we're off to see The Strokes!!' I thought `HA! Jokes on you, f**ckers! That caption is hilarious for the entirely opposite reason you make it out to be!' lol!
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: April 23 2013 at 21:58 |
Cactus Choir wrote:
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I always liked the Cracked article on Prog - we have all seen it but here it is again - very clever and very true!
| Very funny, especially the Choose a Band Name section. I now really want to form a band called Mushroom of the Tripod. |
I came up with "The Age of the Machine". I don't think that method works.
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progbethyname
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Posted: April 24 2013 at 11:56 |
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
I remember a somewhat condescending article in Q magazine many years ago about Marillion, which had a photo of two Marillion fans on the page, with a caption `...and now we're off to see The Strokes!!' I thought `HA! Jokes on you, f**ckers! That caption is hilarious for the entirely opposite reason you make it out to be!' lol! |
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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progbethyname
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Posted: April 24 2013 at 12:00 |
octopus-4 wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
octopus-4 wrote:
<span style="font-family: georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21.6875px;"> "It was the first and only painting by artist Barry Godber, who died of a heart attack at age 24, shortly after the album's release. Draw your own conclusions from that."</span><span style="font-family: georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21.6875px;"></span> <span style="font-family: georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21.6875px;">Very bad sentence. I find it very stupid and offending. This is my coinclusion from that.</span> |
I like a coinclusion, followed by a notefusion. |
My keyiboaird types a loit of extra "i" | 24???? A heart attack? Omg somebody must have exposed him to wrong kind of music. People always say 'you are what you eat' well I say you are what you listen too music wise' So listen to good music! It'll prolong your life
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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progbethyname
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Posted: April 24 2013 at 12:07 |
Also I just want to say that the CRACKED article is freaking hilarious!! Thank you ACR AKA SCOTT for sharing that. I'm crying with laughter. God I love PA! Anyway, my favourite line was modern prog rock is characterized by a distinct lack of pants. That made laugh big time.
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 02 2013 at 06:51 |
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: May 02 2013 at 07:10 |
progbethyname wrote:
Also I just want to say that the CRACKED article is freaking hilarious!! Thank you ACR AKA SCOTT for sharing that. I'm crying with laughter. God I love PA! Anyway, my favourite line was modern prog rock is characterized by a distinct lack of pants. That made laugh big time. |
it is a classic article for sure! I wish there were other humorous Prog articles available. Cheers!
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