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A_Flower 
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1. My smile creeps people out
2. I know how to tie my shoes in 2 different ways 3. I can see through walls as long as there's a window to look through 4. I can almost do a 180 on a pogo stick 5. I have read a raining total of 4 books in my lifetime |
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 08 2015 at 07:15 |
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^ in.
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Rosscoe
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Posted: August 11 2015 at 07:11 |
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1) I can play the saxophone in five different languages
2) I am descended from the man who discovered Ipswich 3) I can bend milk using only the power of my aura 4) I can calculate pie to 12 equal slices 5) I am a Bolid Vunce
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JD
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Posted: August 11 2015 at 20:59 |
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1 - I can play my vinyl collection on my sharpened pinky fingernail
2 - I can pull a nose hair out without shedding a tear 3 - I am the last living descendant of the man that invented oxygen and all it's popular uses 4 - I can walk backwards in the dark with my eyes closed 5 - I am fluent in many techniques Edited by JD - August 12 2015 at 20:57 |
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 12 2015 at 04:07 |
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^^ ^ your applications have been approved.
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JD
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Posted: August 12 2015 at 20:55 |
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When will my secret decoder ring arrive in the mail?? Can I start to mentor my son on his journey to apply for his membership?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 12 2015 at 21:32 |
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^ No, but if you're lucky some bull penis and brandy might.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JD
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Posted: August 13 2015 at 18:22 |
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Excellent!! I'll check my mail regularly.
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DDPascalDD
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Posted: August 19 2015 at 05:20 |
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1. I can count like no-one can
5. that's enough
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Disparate Times
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Posted: August 20 2015 at 23:15 |
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^You may be too young for this, of coarse if you recount the years you've been alive you may qualify
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Otto9999
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Posted: October 21 2015 at 19:37 |
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Removed due to PA's deliberated act of deleting threads as alleged featuring negative behaviour posts towards others.
Edited by Otto9999 - October 31 2015 at 11:18 |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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1. Give me a Cuban (cigar) and I'll reroll it into 4 cigarettes. (Lasts longer obviously)
2. Otto only fooled me for two years 3. I can block a whole aisle in Walmart with nothing but a shopping cart and myself 4. I can talk really fast when I expect peoplewon'tlistenbecauseIusesuchhugenormouswords 5. I'd like to thank the academy
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 24 2017 at 23:18 |
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^ in like gin
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 25 2017 at 13:50 |
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I love all you bull penis eating b*****ds
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 25 2017 at 17:35 |
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sametbh
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Posted: February 26 2017 at 12:26 |
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Thx and ditto.
And thx, the academy. Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - February 26 2017 at 12:27 |
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 26 2017 at 13:11 |
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The only question is, where is out fearless leader Atomic Rooster.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: February 26 2017 at 21:50 |
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1. I can cook Minute Rice in 53 seconds
2. I yelled at the Prime Minister to play Free Bird 3. I won at monopoly and I wasn't even playing as the race car 4. I've done a burnout on a ride-on lawn mower 5. I once got out of a speeding ticket by dropping a dollar at the officer's feet and saying "oops"
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 26 2017 at 22:03 |
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^ after careful consideration, you are permitted to enter.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: February 26 2017 at 23:06 |
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^ Praise be to thou, Hatted Man
Glory to our grand poobah, Atomic Rooster.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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