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Ruby900 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 03 2009 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 739 |
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Agreed! They made me laugh!!! |
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VanVanVan ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 756 |
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I would buy Rosetta Stone if it would teach me Kobaian.
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"The meaning of life is to give life meaning."-Arjen Lucassen
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Tapfret ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Bryant, Wa Status: Offline Points: 8641 |
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*sigh* I suppose we will never see the Frank Zappa line of ponchos, from Sears or any where else.
![]() I'm a horrible photoshopper. Edited by Tapfret - September 27 2010 at 00:19 |
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MonsterMagnet ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: July 31 2010 Location: Liège, Belgium Status: Offline Points: 561 |
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![]() Well done! The one with Emerson is hilarious (you're a genius ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Antennas ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 01 2006 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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Thanks for the laughs folks!
![]() I wish I were anything of a proper ps'er myself, but alas...
Would like to see someone make the Jon Anderson-advertisement for hippie clothing.
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![]() Jesus never managed to figure out the theremin either |
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Gerinski ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 10 2010 Location: Barcelona Spain Status: Offline Points: 5160 |
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Thanks for the positive feedback and good ideas
![]() I don't have much time but here come a couple more. The proposal for Tony Banks advertising sweaters was good but made me think that Pat Metheny fitted the bill even better. And Vander's Rosetta language idea was unmissable !
p.s. please note that I have edited the brand advertised by Ian Anderson in the OP for a bit more fun
![]() maybe some others will follow when I get some time !
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moshkito ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2007 Location: Grok City Status: Offline Points: 18884 |
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Nahhhh ... he would be advertising for third leg warmers! The knit ones of course!
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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Lark the Starless ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 15 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA Status: Offline Points: 1902 |
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Fantastic, Gerenski! The Phil Collins one was hilarious, as were all of them |
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moshkito ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2007 Location: Grok City Status: Offline Points: 18884 |
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Hi,
Ohhh my goodness ... this could be really bad ... but I am not exactly very good with Photoshop so ... my words will have to do.
Angela Allen (Carmen) -- She, of course, will be selling shoes, specially those with nice strong heels for tapping on the ground.
Kris Karrer - Selling books, and of course, they would all be of the sufi-sticated type to match his wits, and all of them be about mystical something or other. No fakes need apply!
Elton John - Make up and Hair Dressing for Men!
Peter Michael Hamel - Selling articles on music theory, since his book didn't sell due to its amazing trashing of all music except his!
Kitaro - Selling washing machine music to make sure the housewives do your laundry! (... so sorry washing machines!)
Mika and her husband - Samurai swords to throw around on stage while the band is playing and she is singing!
Edgar Froese - Will be selling EF busts ... they look almost identical to Beethoven and it is superstition in Germany that if you want to be famous you have to be and look nasty!
Mani Neumaier - Selling insane rubber duckies that go quack quack while he plays! No matter that these were a double entendre about East Germany!
Freddie Mercury - Cloaks ... and specially white ones that only royalty know how to wear! That Rick guy would look silly if his hair was black on those cloaks!
Iggy Pop - Those boards with nails that fakirs like to lay down on and collect a few dollars off your wallet!
Roy Wood - Furs to match his unusually long and wild hair! More dates with Annie Haslam might get him a little more normal, but not get us as much fun stuff as Eddie and the Falcons or Mustard ... of course, finding these you have to go to hell and back!
Peter Hammill - Microphones ... but we could also use him for amplifiers!
Madonna - "$ex Anything or Other" and then we get gorgeous pictures for them and sell it as a book for $29.95. Makes for a great coffee table book! No fair discussing her preferences or desires!
Keith Jarrett - Pianos without scales so his fingers could trip around even more. And find new sounds for our minds!
Bootsie Collins - One effect that does all the effects for his bass guitar and it still makes our heads turn crazy every time we hear it! Wahwah pedal is, of course, extra and that one is set to all max settings to make sure your brain stays scrambled and you have taken enough sunshine juice!
Jon McLoughlin - He sells speed ... we won't discuss what kind!
DT's MP - He sells drum kits, and they are all bigger than him, and taller, so he looks smaller. And of course, the kits always have a bigger sound than anyone else in the band! He's not good enough to sell drum lessons, that honor goes to any drummer that is not showing off!
AC/DC - shotguns!
I think I better stop here before it all gets nutz ... and we really needed this to break the monotony all around ... this is very good and congrats ... and if you can do a couple of mine on Phptoshop ... plzzzzzz! Edited by moshkito - September 27 2010 at 19:27 |
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Slartibartfast ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
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He should really try something out with vertical stripes. Nah. ![]() Edited by Slartibartfast - September 27 2010 at 19:24 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Gerinski ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 10 2010 Location: Barcelona Spain Status: Offline Points: 5160 |
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I think the only way he would wear a sweater with vertical stripes is when he is laying down, so they remain horizontal
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Chela ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: July 27 2010 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 165 |
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I second that!
This was great
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esky ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: March 12 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA Status: Offline Points: 643 |
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Very clever. I laughed. Fish sure looked like a turd though with that makeup he used to wear. He'd be good on one of those "Have you seen me?" milk cartons. |
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Formentera Lady ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 20 2010 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1840 |
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Go Gerinski, go! We want more!
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Lozlan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: December 09 2009 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 536 |
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Roger Waters for faux-Nazi Halloween costumes. "If they hadn't killed my dad, I wouldn't be the genius I am today!" Or, alternately, "Yes, they killed my dad. But they also had style."
Geddy Lee for custom dog whistles. Claudio Sanchez for Lord of the Rings: "The book so good, I ripped it off five times! Also Ender's Game! And Dune!" Kerry Livgren for Christianity: "My soul is saved. Who needs to write decent music anymore? Also, you can use the Host as a guitar pick." Cedric Bixler-Zavala for black tar opium: "My greatest inspiration! Analgesic turnips lathe the infectious emu waffle!" Freddie Mercury for Homosexuality: "I've got plenty to go around!" John Lennon for Paul McCartney's solo albums: "I hate them! I love them! He's an idiot! He's a genius! They're all about me, anyway...except maybe the one with the goat. Or was that about me? I hate him!" |
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Certified Obscure Prog Fart.
The Loose Palace of Exile - My first novel, The Mask of Tamrel, now available on Amazon and Kindle |
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VanVanVan ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 756 |
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Wheatïes Itah, I love it.
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"The meaning of life is to give life meaning."-Arjen Lucassen
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moshkito ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2007 Location: Grok City Status: Offline Points: 18884 |
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Heck ... Frank probably could sell you dental floss, too! But we have to be neat here and do not want to oversuggest/step our boundaries!
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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thehallway ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: April 13 2010 Location: Dorset, England Status: Offline Points: 1433 |
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Greg Lake - persian stage rugs.
Chris Squire - man tights
![]() Nick Mason- [insert name of Ferrari here]...
and of course:
![]() IMAGINARY CHAIRS - As advertised by Mr Steve Howe
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JakoCba ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 24 2006 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 156 |
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jajajaja very good and funny
I add John Myung selling books about self control
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I don't have lastfm sorry :)
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Gerinski ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 10 2010 Location: Barcelona Spain Status: Offline Points: 5160 |
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I couldn't resist one more addition
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