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It's days like to day that make me glad we are the extraterrestrial overlords everyone lese fears.
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I texted my wife " I love you" and auto correct sent "I'm sleeping with your sister". Now even Siri won't talk to me.
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I think about living sometimes and I can't really imagine it.
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The third speech made me realize how many hams I have I the freezer.
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Mumbai is sixteen weeks later in acquiring any satellite signal.
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When your hands are caught in the cookie jar, the cookies get stale and the hand goes numb. 
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The Pianist and the Penis
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Hand fairies invade the mainland.
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Drive the piano faster.
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If I get fired for masturbating at work, what is the best way I can spin that for a job interview when they ask me why did I leave my last employer?
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^Your hand just gets jittery. It's a disability. They can't deny you.
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

^Your hand just gets jittery. It's a disability. They can't deny you.


Perfect. I can even take it further and say that I need to ejaculate at least once per hour or I'll be in debilitating pain.
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The bullet makes me sexy.
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