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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 30 2015 at 16:58
Due to this thread...I will stop clicking on "New Posts".

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 30 2015 at 17:00
Originally posted by condor condor wrote:

I'm through with pornography
The acting is lame
The action is tame
Explicitly dull
Arousal annulled
I've ended up agreeing





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 30 2015 at 17:03
Better writers
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2015 at 04:54
Whollllley crap!!! Those dolls are getting really realistic, aren't they.... but its somewhat sickening (can you imagine having to clean out these things??
 
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Another major peeve  is that way they dress the actressesDead
OK, sure, no-one wants old grannies, but these mammary protheses are really uglyNuke, those platform high heels are tacky, their nails are bad taste (I suppose they're made out of really soft material so they don't injure themselves when touching each other), the make-up is outrageous and those tattoos and pins/jewels are disgusting
 
 
I kind of understand the actresses need this kind of disguise so they're not instantly recogniseable in real life, but I wouldn't want to f**k most of these porno stars (just thinking of the millions of dicks that've been in them). It's a major turn off  and the epitome of bad tastes.
 
I'd prefer watching my totally imperfect-bodied next-door neighbour than these bloody vixens.
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2015 at 05:31
Change the background music to Prog
And if ALL chicks were like these, we (men) wouldn't bother with any porn.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2015 at 14:09
Well this is an easy one

Prog background music
I'm thinking some good candidates would be Zorn, Sunn O))) and Merzbow

Now that would certainly add a new dimension to it! 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 07:28

hey don't worry about me, I am open minded and don't judge Wink quite the contrary Embarrassed

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 08:02
I comment on purpose knowing it would shock you guys LOL don't worry it's all good and take it from me that men and female are very similar although some people constrain themselves due to taboo Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 08:07
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

...my first reaction to Hugues' post was 'What?!!! British radio DJ and TV personality "Diddy" David Hamilton made porno movies!!!'...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 08:13
And so the story goes they wore the clothes They said the things to make it seem improbable .....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 08:19
now my verdict here after reading and judging all comments prior adding mine, Sean Trane would probably be the obvious pick for most women :)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 08:21
Usually stick to the amateur stuff.  Find the professionals way too fake.  One thing they absolutely need to do, though, is stop showing male facial reactions.  No idea why they think audiences want them to cut to a sweaty, cringing face in the middle of the action.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 09:11
Originally posted by Kati Kati wrote:

now my verdict here after reading and judging all comments prior adding mine, Sean Trane would probably be the obvious pick for most women :)
 
I wish that was truer more often!! ApproveCoolEvil SmileBig smileStar
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 09:14
By making it adhere to Marxism.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 09:30
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

By making it adhere to Marxism.  
Nope Marxism is not applicable to this :) the focus here are on votes and so far I am the only women. I do so urge for more women to join here and when they do it's not socialism either, it's individualism Approve
lol The T, look at you, you can come easily second with that doggie pic tho' one ear down other up he is sweet! You cheat, ha to you see, you have the awww factor (aka cuteness) LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 09:48
this is the only pornography I need
dreamy PH and Mergulys...
 
 
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 09:56
Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

this is the only pornography I need
dreamy PH and Mergulys...
 
 
 
 
this is A-SEXUAL Big smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 11:47
More wine.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2015 at 11:49
Originally posted by Guldbamsen Guldbamsen wrote:

More wine.
 
Yep wine always helps LOL
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