Classic album FINAL!!! Pawn Hearts v. Octopus

Good friends, my readers, who peruse this book,
Be not offended, whilst on it you look:
Denude yourselves of all deprav'd affection,
For it contains no badness nor infection,
'Tis true that it brings forth to you no birth
Of any value, but in point of mirth;
Thinking therefore how sorrow might your mind
Consume, I could no apter subject find;
  One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span;
  Because to laugh is proper to the man

- François Rabelais.

Octopus, of course.