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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 06:22 |
I implore you. Consider yourself implored.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 06:39 |
A sample a day leads the sock drawer astray.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 07:18 |
Universities are filled with laser beams and Curly Howard imitators.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 07:19 |
Sorry about my toilet paper breath.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 07:19 |
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 07:20 |
Thanks for the upstairs monkeys.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 08:00 |
progaardvark wrote:
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail. |
Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 08:32 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail. |
Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:25 |
^Sometimes the garden path zigs when it should have zagged.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:30 |
I'm probably in love with you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:30 |
^ That's what John Deere would like you to believe, but that's not actually the case yet.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:30 |
Vompatti wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail. |
Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?
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You are too old to be drunk on the internet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:33 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail. |
Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?
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You are too old to be drunk on the internet. |
I'd like to see you try to pull this "defense" in a court of law.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:43 |
Man With Hat wrote:
I'm probably in love with you. |
Slip a twenty under my pillow.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:47 |
We've got jimmies, but no umbrella.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:47 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
I'm probably in love with you. | Slip a twenty under my pillow. |
I'm sorry, but my penis isn't that long.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:47 |
Unusual fortune cookie messages #8:
"It's better to be dead than not dead."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 10:45 |
Vompatti wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail. |
Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?
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You are too old to be drunk on the internet. |
I'd like to see you try to pull this "defense" in a court of law. |
I have a warehouse of fog.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 10:49 |
HackettFan wrote:
We've got jimmies, but no umbrella. |
A standard frog for the pump architecture.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: June 23 2017 at 10:49 |
I am a calm biologist.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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