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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

If you drink your own urine you'll never go blind.


If you drank my urine you'd be blind drunk
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Unusual Desserts from Around the World#82: (USA) Crusty Diaper Cobbler
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The note on the dashboard read "Yes, you are a goat, I am touching your udders." 
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You and I have a computerized bond. We also like the smell of poop.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

If you drink your own urine you'll never go blind.


If you drank my urine you'd be blind drunk

Surely that's a pun? 
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When old people fall asleep, a different conjunction gets added to the olde Norse language. 
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Nothing I do can be considered unusual thanks to HR 1902.
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Instead of blood, she wept Champaign.
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Pogrom Archives - Your Ultimate Purgative Resource
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If nothing else, the petty, dreary and contrary are the pom-pom's natural predator.
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