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Tonight's primetime lineup:

8PM: Was Hitler Secretly Jewish?
9PM: Maiden-Gate - Secrets To The Backroom Deals At The Kentucky Derby
10:30PM: Mr. Brown Is Celibate (Season 2, Episode 10 - Mr. Brown Carries A Large Box Of Kittens)
11PM: Music Of The Streets (Featuring Turbo Footloose, Drunken Alberts & Petite Cecelias, Man Buttocks, & Die Thurman Mustaine)
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Who else was 66 in June of 1972?
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Fire guns to celebrate!
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Please bear in mind that most other people also have horses.
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Free beer to anyone with the name of Ulander Upgruff Biffybaff c**tshoes VI, DDS ESQ JR.
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Rejected olympic events #28: Gasbag Bowling
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No one has gloves like Mr. Atomy.
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Soon, I'll be gay too.
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Soon, I'll be gay too.
Don't worry. I have an electric planer.
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I never drink out of the bowl in the front of the house, because it gets filled by a lot of run-off from rain hitting the roof. The toilet is much better.
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Never Peel Another Man's Peach and Other Vague but Suggestive Phrases
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My body tells me when I need to pee.
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Other than being way too fat, you're perfect.
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Twist my arm and I will pull your finger.
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I am attempting to rekindle.
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


Soon, I'll be gay too.
Don't worry. I have an electric planer.
 
Every Hungarian ever born wants to have a word with you.
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Smoke a fake goat.
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