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I've seen his penis...you wouldn't be impressed. 
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Just remember...dying is sexy. 
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #299: "If you laugh in the next 89 hours, a small boy will be sold into slavery." 
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Tell me a story if you want me to breath. 
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Remove the barriers to good chili.
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I;ve stopped collecting antique hand grenades after last Easters incident. 
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Please stop me before I super glue Sarah to Brittany again. 
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Donate all your broken tortilla chips to the poor.
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I fell into it like a sunflower or a disease that was named after me. 
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Racists, please sit at table 5. 
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March into the barricades, with your head held by our robot overlords. 
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If you are not sucking my cock, you are part of the problem. 
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Second Dengue. 
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I am a doctor at a private clinic in Seattle and when republicans have the audacity to come to me for help I simply dismiss their complaints and symptoms, ignore their underlying illnesses, and let them suffer, since that's what they do to everyone else :) I also bill them double
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Want it like some lovely chems. 
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Looks like it's screwed to a wall.
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Tell your cats you're taking them to the edge of the world so they can knock stuff off. Don't tell them the world is flat and that the edge is in Antarctica (because they're not stupid).
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This cab smells of alcoholics and golfers. 
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All the birdhouses make me think of the Caymans. 
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