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Topic: Old Earth vs. Young Earth Posted: January 29 2017 at 17:00
Thatfabulousalien wrote:
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
That's one for the true believers I guess, but the HIA is conflicted anyway- currently there doing a deal to exchange Elvis for Darth Vader........... its up to FA to save us now!
Sorry PA, what did I miss? am I mean't to.....save earth????
Yes FA, PA needs you otherwise were doomed I tell you...........
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Posted: January 29 2017 at 16:25
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
That's one for the true believers I guess, but the HIA is conflicted anyway- currently there doing a deal to exchange Elvis for Darth Vader........... its up to FA to save us now!
Sorry PA, what did I miss? am I mean't to.....save earth????
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Posted: January 29 2017 at 15:08
That's one for the true believers I guess, but the HIA is conflicted anyway- currently there doing a deal to exchange Elvis for Darth Vader........... its up to FA to save us now!
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits!
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Posted: January 28 2017 at 17:09
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
Tillerman88 wrote:
The Dark Elf wrote:
Just because the observable universe is over 90 billion light-years in diameter doesn't mean that some omniscient deity couldn't cram all that space and time into 6000 earth years.
Yes, there is no evidente proving otherwise, it's when our critical sense plays its roll on the conclusion about this matter, even though it is rather lacking nowadays.
The Dark Elf wrote:
It's just rather odd that said omniscient deity would plop beings created in his own image and likeness onto a third planet orbiting a rather middling sun at the ass-end of a mundane galaxy in the backwaters of this massive universe.
So what about a... 'fabulous alien'?............Would it be a 'different' deity who created them ?
Don't you know Fabulous Alien (FA) to those that worship him, is the all powerful creator- you know just like in the song - What if God was one of us, just a stranger on the bus- he likes that bit but think this Hooters song is crap but ah well now you know who you must pray too.
Just thought I better let you now......... All pray to FA!
None the less there is something that is about to drastically compromise FA's reputation: HIA (Heaven's Intelligence Agency) has just found out that FA didn't credit himself for the creation of the... 'ordinary alien'....... so the question remains - what was his point on that ? Was the almighty FA an Oligarch? A Democrat? , or even a Republican?
I bet FA is rather the most weird populist deity the planet Earth has ever had
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Posted: January 28 2017 at 13:36
Tillerman88 wrote:
The Dark Elf wrote:
Just because the observable universe is over 90 billion light-years in diameter doesn't mean that some omniscient deity couldn't cram all that space and time into 6000 earth years.
Yes, there is no evidente proving otherwise, it's when our critical sense plays its roll on the conclusion about this matter, even though it is rather lacking nowadays.
The Dark Elf wrote:
It's just rather odd that said omniscient deity would plop beings created in his own image and likeness onto a third planet orbiting a rather middling sun at the ass-end of a mundane galaxy in the backwaters of this massive universe.
So what about a... 'fabulous alien'?............Would it be a 'different' deity who created them ?
Don't you know Fabulous Alien (FA) to those that worship him, is the all powerful creator- you know just like in the song - What if God was one of us, just a stranger on the bus- he likes that bit but think this Hooters song is crap but ah well now you know who you must pray too.
Just thought I better let you now......... All pray to FA!
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Posted: January 28 2017 at 10:06
The Dark Elf wrote:
Just because the observable universe is over 90 billion light-years in diameter doesn't mean that some omniscient deity couldn't cram all that space and time into 6000 earth years.
Yes, there is no evidente proving otherwise, it's when our critical sense plays its roll on the conclusion about this matter, even though it is rather lacking nowadays.
The Dark Elf wrote:
It's just rather odd that said omniscient deity would plop beings created in his own image and likeness onto a third planet orbiting a rather middling sun at the ass-end of a mundane galaxy in the backwaters of this massive universe.
So what about a... 'fabulous alien'?............Would it be a 'different' deity who created them ?
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Posted: January 28 2017 at 09:19
progaardvark wrote:
Although this thread is focusing on the earth, one point that should be noted is that young earth creationists not only believe the earth is less than 10,000 years old, but also the universe. They are essentially challenging the laws of physics and reality.
Well, one can't believe everything one sees, experiences, calculates or computes. Just because the observable universe is over 90 billion light-years in diameter doesn't mean that some omniscient deity couldn't cram all that space and time into 6000 earth years. Rather like cramming dirty clothes into an expandable laundry bag. It's just rather odd that said omniscient deity would plop beings created in his own image and likeness onto a third planet orbiting a rather middling sun at the ass-end of a mundane galaxy in the backwaters of this massive universe. Perhaps we are more step-children of god -- he never did like his first wife, and he tolerates the second, but her kids? Not of his loins.
Edited by The Dark Elf - January 28 2017 at 09:21
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Posted: January 26 2017 at 16:06
Tillerman88 wrote:
^Cracked Native Facts.......
A bit off-topic , but...
Considering all T-Rump's issues with pipelines, I suggest looking up the big troubles going on up in North Dakota with the Bakken Oil Pipeline - America's dark history repeating itself right there....... I highly recommend the reading of Dee Brown's "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee." - the dark side of USA history is revealed quite dramatically in this book.
Gives a whole new and scary meaning to Ugly America..................
Think the US has entered the Age of terminal Ugly!
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Posted: January 26 2017 at 15:59
^Cracked Native Facts.......
A bit off-topic , but...
Considering all T-Rump's issues with pipelines, I suggest looking up the big troubles going on up in North Dakota with the Bakken Oil Pipeline - America's dark history repeating itself right there....... I highly recommend the reading of Dee Brown's "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee." - the dark side of USA history is revealed quite dramatically in this book.
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