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mrcozdude 
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 Topic: What is your preferred form of torture?
Posted: May 16 2009 at 04:19 |
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I'm just quite curious,some very tough options there.
I think this thread will really help in getting to know one another.
For me I think it would be beaten to death by a spoon.Though as painful as it sounds it could be quite spectacular.
Edited by mrcozdude - May 16 2009 at 04:40
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 09:13 |
Speaking of torture:
May 12, 2009 3:47 PM
The Real Life Ticking Bomb Scenario
Edited by Slartibartfast - May 16 2009 at 12:02
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mrcozdude
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 09:42 |
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^ It's intense.Hope there's a sequel.
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MovingPictures07
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:25 |
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Anyone who chooses Nickleback is insane.
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Werneflo
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:28 |
 MovingPictures07 wrote:
Anyone who chooses Nickleback is insane.
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I was thinking the same thing. The spoon-beating seems intriguing, though.
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JJLehto
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 10:30 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
Speaking of torture:
May 12, 2009 3:47 PM
The Real Life Ticking Bomb Scenario
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GASP! Are you implying torture does not work?????? And I dont know, this thread is pretty difficult. Tough to choose
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 11:52 |
I could probably stand listening to Axl Rose, mostly because it's temporary and doesn't involve lose of life or limbs. 
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:01 |
I picked that one because you only have to witness. It doesn't say anything about actually having to listen.
Edited by Slartibartfast - May 16 2009 at 12:03
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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The Pessimist
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:02 |
Preferred form of BEING tortured, or torturing someone else? Because that could very easily vary... Also, what type of spoon are we talking about? Plastic? Wooden? Stainless steel? I need answers man! It's too vague! 
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
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zappaholic
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:52 |
MovingPictures07 wrote:
Anyone who chooses Nickleback is insane. brainwashed. |
Fixed that for ya.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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el dingo
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 12:53 |
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If it's dishing the torture out to others, it'd have to be the Motley Crue bit for me. But I'd have to really dislike the victims...
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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mrcozdude
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:22 |
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I should mention it's you being tortured and with the spoon...................a small tea spoon.But remember it results in death.
Edited by mrcozdude - May 16 2009 at 15:22
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topofsm
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:34 |
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I took the petrol. Maybe it'd taste good. If not, I'd see if I could sneak in a lighter, and then I'd burn up from the inside out, and that would freak out my torturers!
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rushfan4
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:37 |
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Anything but Celine Dion.
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The Pessimist
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:38 |
mrcozdude wrote:
I should mention it's you being tortured and with the spoon...................a small tea spoon.But remember it results in death.
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Oooo... man that's pretty brutal, although you'd probably die of old age before you died of teaspoon battery. I think I'll go with that
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el dingo
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:38 |
topofsm wrote:
I took the petrol. Maybe it'd taste good. If not, I'd see if I could sneak in a lighter, and then I'd burn up from the inside out, and that would freak out my torturers! |
I drink Cider, so the petrol would be an absolute pleasure for me
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 15:46 |
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Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut is as a p-- ::is shot::
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The T
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:22 |
To be stuck at the front of a whole Nickleback concert Incredibly atrocious torture... but there might be good looking women on the first row at least....
Set alite For a few minutes you become a torch, therefore the light of all lights, therefore you're redeemed.
Forced to drink petrol I guess they do that already in some colleges..... don't they?
To be Fred Durst Really... to be rich and surrounded by women....
To spend eternity watching Will & Grace Now we're starting to talk real torture here....
Mauled by Tigers Not so bad... tigers are holy animals in some place.... therefore you're holy food... and if they aren't, at least they're cute big cats.... who would call torture being licked by a cat?
Beaten to death by a spoon Even worse being eaten to death by a spoon...
Married to an over obsessive Celion Dion fan Even worse being married to Celine Dion...
Spending eternity in Motley Crue tribute band This is serious torture...
Shotgun to the kneecaps Out of context.
To witness a five hour Axl Rose vocal solo Even worse a five hour Axl Rose guitar solo....
Having to live your whole life with British dentistry Or your whole live with the US healthcare system... so in a way 300 000 000 people are being tortured every day...
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Ricochet
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:30 |
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Balloons. Squeezing balloons will help anyone bring me to my knees.
(Oh wait...you said "preferred"...)
Edited by Ricochet - May 16 2009 at 17:32
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 16 2009 at 17:39 |
Ricochet wrote:
Balloons. Squeezing balloons will help anyone bring me to my knees.
(Oh wait...you said "preferred"...)
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How about we pop bubble wrap at you? 
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What is your preferred form of torture?
