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The Hemulen 
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 Topic: Arse.
Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:04 |
I'm in a silly mood tonight, so I propose a silly game! The rules are
simple and you'll have come across them before: Take titles of classic
prog albums and replace one word/bit of your choosing with a mild
profanity. As the title of this thread suggests, I'm going for that
British staple - arse.
To get things off to a good start, here's a few classic prog albums you'll all have heard of, now with added arse!
- Close to the Arse
- In the Court of the Crimson Arse
- Selling England by the Arse
- Dark Side of the Arse
- Wish You Were an Arse
- The Lamb Lies Down on it's Arse
- Tales From Topographic Arses
- Thick as an Arse
- Images and Arses
- The Arse Album
- A Trick of the Arse
- Lark's Tongues in Arse
- Script For a Jester's Arse
- Misplaced Arse
- Going For the Arse
And of course, to finish my contribution, the entire discography of my favourite band:
- Gentle Arse
- Acquiring the Arse
- Three Arses
- Octoarse
- In an Arse House
- The Arse and the Glory
- Arse Hand
- Interarse
- Playing the Arse
- The Missing Arse
- Arse For a Day
- Civiliarse
YOU'RE TURN! *giggles like a four year old*
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BaldJean
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Location: Germany
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Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:22 |
Ok, how about the following:
Flying Arse
Atom Arse Mother
Don't Call Arse - We Call You
Mekanik Destruktiw Arsik
Selling Arses by the Pound
The Arse at the Gates of Dawn
Arsus Dei
Another Fine Arse You've Got Me Into
To name just a few.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:55 |
OMG, this is hilrious
(so im immature, big deal)
The Secret language of Arses
The Inner Mounting Arse
Magical Mystery Arse
Hot Arse
Eye in the arse
City Of Arse
This could go on for hours......
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Arsillus
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Location: United States
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Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:57 |
Metropolis Part 2: Scenes from an Arse
Brain Arse Surgery
Rush:
Arse By Night
Caress Of Arse
Twenty-One Arse
A Farewell To Arses
Arsespheres
Permanent Arses
Moving Arses
Arse Under Pressure
Power Arses
Hold Your Arse
Roll The Arses
Counterarses
Test For Arse
Vapor Arses
   
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The Hemulen
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 07:32 |
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Tull:
This Arse
Arse Up
Arsefit
Aqua-arse
Thick As An Arse
Living In The Arse
An Arse Play
Arsechild
Arse In The Gallery
Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Arse!
Songs From The Arse
Heavy Arses
Live - Bursting Arse
Arsewatch
A(rse)
The Broadsword and the Arse
Under Arses
Arse Of A Knave
Arse Island
Arse Rising
A Little Arse Music
Roots To Arses
J-Tull Dot Arse
The Jethro Tull Christmas Arse
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Snow Dog
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 07:57 |
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Trouserprarse.
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HaroldLand
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Location: Canada
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Points: 162
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 14:40 |
9012arse
pawnarse
tormatarse
an evening of arse music plus
the six wives of henry the arse
the myths and legends of king arse-ur and the knights of the round table
what a rediculous 'game'
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silvertree
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Joined: December 31 2004
Location: France
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Points: 317
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 14:43 |
This is absolutely brilliant !
I'll try IQ :
Tales from the arse attic
The Arse
Nine is a arse is here
Living arse
Are you arsing comfortably ?
J'ai poilette d'Arsu
For Arse live
Subterrarsea
Seven arses into 98
The Seventh arse
Dark arse 
Well, it wasn't that funny I guess. I'll try something else later.
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BaldFriede
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:22 |
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One of my all time favourites is of course "Ärsä Wärsä" by Magma.
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:29 |
Marillion next:
Market Square HereArse
Script for a JestArse Tear
Fugarsei
Real to Arse
Misplaced Childsarse
Arse Encounter
Clutching at Arses
Arses Themselves
The Thieving Arse (La Gazza Arsa)
Arses End
Arses in Eden
Six of One, Arse a Dozen of the Other
BrArse
Afraid of Arses
This Strange Arse
Radiarse
Arse.com
Arseophobia
Arse in the UK
Marse
Good game
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:37 |
 Arsillus wrote:
Rush:
Arse By Night
Caress Of Arse
Twenty-One Arse
A Farewell To Arses
Arsespheres
Permanent Arses
Moving Arses
Arse Under Pressure
Power Arses
Hold Your Arse
Roll The Arses
Counterarses
Test For Arse
Vapor Arses
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You forgot the debut... Arse
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memowakeman
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:19 |
radiohead or rarsehead
arse computer
pablo arse
kid arse
arsemnesiac
i might be arse
2+2= arse
the barses
hail to he arse
check them out on this site: progarsechives
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Jimbo
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:46 |
We're only in it for the arse
Lift your skinny arses like antennas to heaven
Arse on the edge of time
Together we're arses
Unfolded like arses
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Arsillus
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Joined: March 26 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:53 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Arsillus wrote:
Rush:
Arse By Night
Caress Of Arse
Twenty-One Arse
A Farewell To Arses
Arsespheres
Permanent Arses
Moving Arses
Arse Under Pressure
Power Arses
Hold Your Arse
Roll The Arses
Counterarses
Test For Arse
Vapor Arses
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You forgot the debut... Arse
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^ Sorry.
Now for Rush's live albums:
All The World's An Arse
Exit...Arse Left
A Show Of Arses
Different Arses
Arse In Rio
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Snow Dog
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 17:01 |
Arsillus wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Arsillus wrote:
Rush: & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; Alternately
Arse By Night
Caress Of Arse Arse Of Steel
Twenty-One Arse
A Farewell To Arses An Arse Of Kings
Arsespheres
Permanent Arses Arse Waves
Moving Arses Arse Pictures
Arse Under Pressure
Power Arses
Hold Your Arse Arse, Your Fire!
Roll The Arses
Counterarses
Test For Arse
Vapor Arses Arse Trails.....c'mon thats better!
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You forgot the debut... Arse
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^ Sorry.
Now for Rush's live albums:
All The World's An Arse All The Arse A Stage
Exit...Arse Left Arse!....Stage Left
A Show Of Arses An Arse Of Hands
Different Arses
Arse In Rio Rush in Arse |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: June 23 2005 at 17:23 |
From Genesis to Arse
TrespArse
NArsery Cryme
Arse Trot
Genesis Arse
Selling Arse By The Pound
The Arse Lies Down on Broadway
A Trick Of The Arse
Wind and Arse
Arses Out
Spot the Arses
And Then There Was Arse - or And Then There Were Three Arses
Arse.
Everything after that is arse anyway...
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PROGMAN
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Posted: June 24 2005 at 06:51 |
I can't stop laughing my arse off:
OK um
Arsewerk - The Arse Machine
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CYMRU AM BYTH 
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BaldJean
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Posted: June 24 2005 at 07:50 |
Certif1ed wrote:
From Genesis to Arse
TrespArse
NArsery Cryme
Arse Trot
Genesis Arse
Selling Arse By The Pound
The Arse Lies Down on Broadway
A Trick Of The Arse
Wind and Arse
Arses Out
Spot the Arses
And Then There Was Arse - or And Then There Were Three Arses
Arse.
Everything after that is arse anyway...
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Wind and Arse is hilarious 
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AngelRat
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Posted: June 24 2005 at 07:55 |
Arse Crimson then:
- In The Arse Of The Crimson King
- In The Arse Of Poseidon
- LizArse
- Arselands
- Arsebound
- LArse Tongues In Aspic or Larks Tongues in Arsepic
- Arseless and Bible Black
- RedArse
- USArse
- The Young Person's Arse To Arse Crimson
- Arsipline
- ArseBeat
- Three Of A Perfect Arse
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oVerCaffeinated
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Posted: June 24 2005 at 09:37 |
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I think I'll use 'vagina' just to mix it up a bit.
Selling Vagina by the Pound
The Roaring Vagina
Vagina at Twilight
Vagina Pictures
The Vagina and the Glory
Tubular Vagina
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