DreamTheater vs Radiohead

I love RadioHead

dream theater would win. john myung does  about 50 pushups before and after every show and he probably does even more at home. plus, james labrie is canadian and jordan rudess is just godly and he would just use some crazy psychic powers and destroy radiohead and in the process destroy every other musician of lesser quality such as rappers, pop singers, punks, death metal people, and i could go on forever about crappy genres, but in the end DT would beat radiohead in a fistfight.

It's a blast from the past now moved from the Prog lounge to Just For Fun. It's something of a reminder of the kinds of banter and topics that were more common in the earlier days of the forum.

Burn the Witches

I think the fight would start on stage when Thom Yorke called John Myung a Creep. Myung, who is well-versed in martial arts, would retaliate with The Killing Hand. But instead of attacking Yorke, he'd dispatch Petrucci for wanting his bass so low in the mix. Then Jonny Greenwood would call James LaBrie an Airbag, and you might now assume that this would lead to the Knives Out, but LaBrie would mishear it as "hairbag", start crying, and break out his huge arsenal of aerosol hairspray for some extreme hair care. This would lead to some Systematic Chaos as Jonny Greenwood lit a cigarette and combusted all the fumes from the hairspray that had filled the stage and arena. In The Fatal Tragedy all would discover How to Disappear Completely. There would be nothing left for the Karma Police to investigate. Sad they had not mastered the art of Learning to Live one might say. Talk about a Blow Out.

EDIT: I used to really enjoy such silly story-telling (this time with song-titles). It does seem like something that went out of fashion many years ago here, or maybe most other people just grew up.

Edited by Logan - 17 hours 43 minutes ago at 15:30

JP is absolutely built. I think he could take all of Radiohead on his own.