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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:34
You could have said:
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:37
Dunno....... I say dumb things all time xD

Edited by sircosick - July 11 2007 at 07:37
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:39

One of my favorite (from a friend of mine, who just happens to be a drummer, not that that is important or relevant in any way, but, well, you know...):

"What day does Friday fall on this week?"
 
It took us a while for that to actually sink-in, then we were in the Pub at the time, we sort of looked at each other, puzzled and confused, until someone finally replied (with a completly straight face):
 
"Sunday."
 
Confused
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:52
Speaking of drummers, I understand Mike Rutherford once said "we could always let Phil write the songs..."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 07:59
As the old joke goes, what do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
 
A drummer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 08:04
Originally posted by darqdean darqdean wrote:

One of my favorite (from a friend of mine, who just happens to be a drummer, not that that is important or relevant in any way, but, well, you know...):

"What day does Friday fall on this week?"
 
It took us a while for that to actually sink-in, then we were in the Pub at the time, we sort of looked at each other, puzzled and confused, until someone finally replied (with a completly straight face):
 
"Sunday."
 
Confused

Sounds like the kind of reply I would make.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 11 2007 at 08:53
I once witnessed this guy ask for "passionate" leave rather than "compassionate" leave... the thing is, he was none the wiser as to his mistake, so the rest of the room were sniggering.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2007 at 02:49
(Brittish accent) "I think the album should've been done in Dubly!" jk
I really don't know what the dumbest thing I've ever said is.....there are too many to count. Ohhhh...I can think of a good one; When I was in eighth grade my history teacher asked what annually meant.....I responded by saying that it meant weekly(ROFL)! It's really surprising for that to happen to someone like me because I seriously love learning about etymology.If I think of any better ones I'll keep you all posted.   
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2007 at 09:42
Not me, a girl I know
A few years ago in Literature class the teacher read a chapture from Shakespeare´s Hamlet and this girl asks.

"And did he write this before he dies...?"

That was so stupid we could not laugh right away, we were so shocked this stupid thing could be said, true story.

hehehe this one I like very much, first of all let me enlighten you in something, here in Argentina there is no smaller bill than the 2 pesos one, up from there its all coins

so this guy comes in class and asks, in all seriousness
"Does anyone have change for 2 pesos, possibly in coins?"

we still laught at this today, and it has been almost 4 years now


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:12
Myself again: talking to girlfriend about the sheer mastery of Brueghel, I said the folowing: "For me, this has a kind of beauty that is really beautiful".
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:19
I tend to say something idiotic whenever I open my mouth, so I sometimes play dumb in public (pretend to be incapable of speech).
Watching while most appreciating a sunset in the moment need not diminish all the glorious sunsets I have observed before. It can be much like that with music for me.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:35
Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Myself again: talking to girlfriend about the sheer mastery of Brueghel, I said the folowing: "For me, this has a kind of beauty that is really beautiful".






I once said "how was your todays day?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:38
Give me a minute. A new saying will invade my brain.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:38
Not something to brag about, but in the 50's or 60's there was a politician here in Québec that said so many stupid things in public, two of which are still spoken about to this very day :
 
"Before beginning my speech, I would like to say something..."
 
and also :
 
"The previous Government brought us on the edge of the precipice !  And I can assure you that we will do all we can to go one step further!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:41
Originally posted by Melomaniac Melomaniac wrote:

Not something to brag about, but in the 50's or 60's there was a politician here in Québec that said so many stupid things in public, two of which are still spoken about to this very day :
 
"Before beginning my speech, I would like to say something..."
 
and also :
 
"The previous Government brought us on the edge of the precipice !  And I can assure you that we will do all we can to go one step further!"
 
LOLLOLLOL
 
By any chance was this person a relative of George W. Bush?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 16:48
Originally posted by StyLaZyn StyLaZyn wrote:

Originally posted by Melomaniac Melomaniac wrote:

Not something to brag about, but in the 50's or 60's there was a politician here in Québec that said so many stupid things in public, two of which are still spoken about to this very day :
 
"Before beginning my speech, I would like to say something..."
 
and also :
 
"The previous Government brought us on the edge of the precipice !  And I can assure you that we will do all we can to go one step further!"
 
LOLLOLLOL
 
By any chance was this person a relative of George W. Bush?
 
Must be a distant cosmic cousin or something...Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 13 2007 at 17:27
Former Chilean dictator A. Pinochet Ugarte:

"I have lots of books in my bedroom. I read about everything. I have books about strategy, history, geology, novels. I'm always buying books, and I read every night. I think I read like about 15 minutes and then I fall sleep"...

Edited by cuncuna - July 13 2007 at 18:39
¡Beware of the Bee!
   
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2007 at 16:37
I had a family come to check in at Reception a little while ago, and I asked the parents 'Would your little girl like to use the games room?'. 
 
The disgusted mother replied, actually Jamie's a little boy...Angry
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 15 2007 at 00:57
I really have very little trouble saying dumb things
"We turn and turn in the animal belly, the mineral belly, the belly of time. To find the way out: the poem."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 15 2007 at 00:58
Originally posted by wooty wooty wrote:

I really have very little trouble saying dumb things



there you go
"We turn and turn in the animal belly, the mineral belly, the belly of time. To find the way out: the poem."
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