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rushfan4 
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 Posted: May 14 2019 at 20:27 |
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Is it funny that I was going to suggest that a fat lawyer was likely more successful than a skinny one?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 14 2019 at 22:55 |
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why would that be?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 06:30 |
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Is it because there are more objects in orbit around a heavier lawyer?
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TCat
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 08:22 |
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Isn't it strange how they think worlds revolve around them?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 12:35 |
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isn't that how gravity works?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 14:01 |
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Don't most people try to gravitate away from lawyers?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 16:48 |
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wouldn't it be easier to gravitate away from thinner lawyers?
Edited by Man With Hat - May 15 2019 at 16:49
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Posted: May 15 2019 at 17:15 |
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Do you suppose it would be easier to gravitate away from lawyers that didn't use deodorant?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2019 at 01:14 |
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doesn't deodorant cause cancer?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2019 at 05:49 |
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What if you can make escape velocity?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2019 at 08:36 |
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Would escape velocity come as a "roll-on" or a stick?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2019 at 11:38 |
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what about a spray?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2019 at 14:17 |
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Would using sprays improve escape velocity by depleting the ozone layer?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2019 at 00:27 |
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what's so good about the ozone layer?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Posted: May 17 2019 at 13:52 |
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Doesn't that depend on how fast you want to escape someone with body odor?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2019 at 20:49 |
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what makes up the ozone layer?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: May 18 2019 at 12:32 |
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Wouldn't it be cool if it was the cream filling in oreos?
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 18 2019 at 16:13 |
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Is that breathable?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 18 2019 at 16:46 |
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what determines the breathability of a substance?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: May 18 2019 at 17:55 |
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Why would breathability stop me from eating my way through?
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