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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: June 22 2019 at 00:27 |
how many legs does it have?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: June 22 2019 at 18:36 |
Wouldn't that depend on whether the bathroom had a claw-footed tub?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2019 at 01:23 |
why?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: June 23 2019 at 09:30 |
Doesn't more feet = more legs?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 23 2019 at 12:05 |
can't you have feet on other parts of your body?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: June 23 2019 at 13:05 |
Are you confusing that with how tall you are?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 01:55 |
how tall am I?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 49033
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 08:04 |
Are we measuring your height using Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Points: 66056
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 08:19 |
Isn't it confusing enough to decide between using the imperial and the metric system?
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 09:14 |
Isn't it better just to exaggerate anyway?
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progaardvark
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Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 10:09 |
Which measuring system allows me to do this?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 10:20 |
Would that be the Trumpical system of bigly estimations?
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 10:55 |
Isn't that the one that uses a big orange yardstick that allows the best measuring better than any other president ever (with a special model for those with small hands)?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 12:39 |
can I use this big organe yardstick to grope women?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: June 24 2019 at 15:36 |
Don't you mean their kitty cats?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: June 25 2019 at 01:52 |
is that a reference to a coy euphemism?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 49033
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Posted: June 25 2019 at 06:26 |
Are you allowed to lift the toilet off the floor?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
Status: Offline
Points: 66056
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Posted: June 25 2019 at 07:34 |
Doesn't the gold make it too heavy to lift?
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: June 25 2019 at 10:38 |
Doesn't that depend on whether there is a brick in it?
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Posted: June 25 2019 at 12:45 |
If there is a brick would that mean that there is pudding and how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
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