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Icarium 
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 Acting on your best behaviourTurn your back on mother nature Everybody wants to rule the world |
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rushfan4
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:05 |
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scissors. I win.
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:07 |
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WW2:
Hitler did this Churchill did that And because scissors beats paper, Churchill won. |
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:57 |
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- Lizard - Spock
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:00 |
I was about to write it. |
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:13 |
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Is this for a grade?
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"People tell you life is short. ... No, it's not. Life is long. Especially if you make the wrong decisions." - Chris Rock
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:41 |
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Aginor must really be bored....
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Et In Arcadia Ego
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:04 |
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Shoot
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:57 |
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 19:56 |
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I made up a similar game called Puddle - Lump - Rail, based on our three cats. One cat was very large and spread out like a puddle, one cat liked to sleep under bed covers, creating a lump in the bed, and the third cat was extremely skinny. In this game, I think it was Puddle sinks lump, lump bends rail, and rail crosses puddle. It worked. Two of the cats are dead now. Not by any consequence of this game, I hasten to add.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 20:51 |
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paper, have you ever tried to littler scissors all over the place? Aww dammit I didn't consider rocks. :)
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 02:26 |
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Scissors all day long.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:00 |
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Worse cookie recipe ever.
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:20 |
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Rock. Paper may wrap the Rock but give me a Paper-wrapped Rock and I can still smash your Scissors and your head if required
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:18 |
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I'm going with rock here - and applying heat to the sucker - terrorizing all of you buggers with my lava!
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36 |
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I thought proggers are supposed to be intellectualloid nerds and should say "Paper because I can write my philosophical thoughts on it"
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36 |
Quite the contrary! It's a perfectf recipe for a healthy alimentation: - Paper = fibers, good for the digestive system. - Rock = calcium and every mineral your body needs. - Scissors = help the digestion. |
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:42 |
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Plus scissors taste like chicken.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Dean
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:02 |
Me and my rock beg to differ. (At this juncture it should be noted that everyone who voted "scissor", in the singular, is an abject failure as everyone else knows that a singular scissor is the second most useless thing in the universe, especially when it comes to cutting paper, which it evidently cannot do without its other half, (which the brighter reader will have surmised is the first most useless thing in the universe). It should also be noted that even if the option existed in the plural pairing, proggers would still not chose them as running with said item is considered dangerous and foolhardy, and as we all know running is a precursor to sports and while intellectualoid observation of sporting events in a purely passive role is deemed acceptable as a last resort, active participation is simply not on the agenda).
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:03 |
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You and your rock eh... Edited by Guldbamsen - May 01 2013 at 08:04 |
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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