BLACK MIDI

I have been playing a lot of fighting games recently, and I always like to relate things I enjoy with music. So, now I kinda see an artist's or band's discography as a sort of select screen, with different archetypes. You got the grappler albums that hook you in and never let go, you got the rushdown albums that never let up, you got the zoner albums that are quite tricky to get your hands on. And then you got albums that are just kind of weird, even in a discography that might already be weird. You know albums that are kinda like Zappa from Guilty Gear XX, or Hornet from Fighters Megamix. Albums that are, in the grand scheme of things, just really weird in a discography. And for black midi, which is a band that already has two other notably weird albums, it's no surprise their debut is one of their weirdest yet.

Unlike Cavalcade and Hellfire which are more of a controlled chaos, Schlagenheim is just out there. This album was before they really delved into a more progressive rock leaning sound, so they were more known as a very experimental noise rock group. And noisy this album is, because by the first track of 953 they rarely relent on their super noisy aspects, making music that is extremely intense. As a fan of noise rock, this album is a treat to listen to, especially on the more overtly post-hardcore tracks like Speedway and Years Ago.

The album is also more overtly math rock and post-punk in comparison to their other albums, giving this one a very different aura around it. If I had to describe the album's energy, it would be '1800s insane asylum'. Their other albums are definitely crazy too, don't get me wrong, but again, the controlled chaos does make them feel less wild, which isn't bad, but Schlagenheim certainly is unafraid to go full throttle, which it does most of the time.

I do think that the albums later on in black midi's discography is much better though, mainly because I find they work more in a progressive leaning stance more often than not. Don't get me wrong, this album is definitely prog, but it's more prog second and noisy math rock first. I think if the band upped their progginess on here it'd be just as good as Cavalcade or Hellfire in my opinion. What we got here is still really good, but I feel like its unrelenting wild, fenetic energy does lose a bit of the edge that the two future records they made have.

But this album has one thing that gives it some extra points in comparison to Cavalcade and Hellfire...it has bmbmbm. I freaking love bmbmbm. It's crazy, it's stupid, it's edgy, it's basically black midi saying 'we're not gonna be accessible anytime soon' and I love it. Play this infront of your grandma.

While it may not be Cavalcade or Hellfire, Schlagenheim definitely proves its worth and mirth by being a crazy noise rock record for all to hear. In a way, I feel like black midi's already small discography wouldn't be as fruitful to listen to if Schlageneheim didn't exist. Like a good roster, you gotta have that one or two weirdos to really complete the select screen. Sometimes, you just gotta have Schlagenheim in your life.

Best tracks: Speedway, bmbmbm, Years Ago

Worst tracks: n/a

OH BOY I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO REVIEW THIS! Ever since I reviewed Hellfire in 2022, I have been waiting patiently for the chance to look at the other two albums on black midi's studio catalog, and now that I will absolutely review more of them, I can now tell everyone about my favorite album of 2021, Cavalcade!

Cavalcade is where I believe the Windmill scene, as well as black midi as a whole, peaked. In a way, it perfectly encaptures the ideals and musical thoughts within the scene that started in The Windmill pub of Brixton. It is an eclectic mixture of brutally crazy avant-prog, dark and brooding post-punk, noisy jazz rock, and even some slices of post rock, just for good measure.

I think this mix is really where black midi shines, as no matter the song they end up always sounding so forward thinking, from the chaotic mess of John L, to the slow and methodical Diamond Stuff, I always feel so surprised with how they made this album the way they did. Every song exudes personality and character to the point where the songs themselves do not actually feel like music, but rather feel like people, and every strained sax playing is their conversation with me.

And by god do these songs TALK.

Admittedly though, if there is one thing that I dislike about the album is more so the fact that the first listen of it will always feel like a trip. This is obviously more of a mental thing, and clearly won't reflect in the final grade, but I honestly wish I could forget I ever listened to Cavalcade so I can listen to it freshly again, because the first time I listened to it was probably the craziest I have ever felt, even more so than all the other black midi releases.

I think I was in my junior year of high school when I first heard this album. I knew the song of John L first through Spotify, probably recommending the track, and I most certainly liked it. I figured the band would be like a modern day King Crimson. I was wrong, dead wrong. black midi is not even close to being a modern day King Crimson, they're their own beast. But I didn't realize this, and in that moment when I finally finished listening to Ascending Forth, it hit me like a brick on what black midi was.

Cavalcade's biggest strength and weakness is, if you've never heard of black midi before, or know very little of them, the album will hit you like a semi truck, and when it hit me, I grew to instantly love it. However, once you get familiar enough with black midi by listening to Schlagenheim and Hellfire, Cavalcade ends up having a softer blow. Still with immaculate music, but the feral beast had been considerably tamed.

It's like, say, a horror game that you love. At the first playthrough, you are tense, confused, shocked, and even maybe a little anxious by what could be around the corner. Could it be another monster? A healthpack? Maybe a puzzle? All three? The only way to know is to check.

But after a replay or two, that corner becomes very less scary because you know what's around it. You're more prepared and even feeling a little nostalgic when you were afraid. In a way, Cavalcade is a horror game, a really fun horror game, and like all horror games the fear of it wanes into nothing. But perhaps that's the point? After a while, an album can grow a little boring after so many listens, and one might need a bit of a break from it to truly appreciate it again. Cavalcade is an exception for me though, as while the impact it once had most certainly is gone, the love and level of fun music to be had on here just brings me back for more.

Perhaps Cavalcade hasn't changed since my first listen. A domesticated dog can still bite as hard as a wolf can.

Cavalcade really is just a special album. There is just something so satisfying about it that no other album has reached. It's music from an abnormal world, where notes are conscious and where sound has eyes and teeth, but no mouth. It's everything and nothing all at once, and for that, it's beautiful.

Best tracks: John L, Slow, Diamond Stuff, Dethroned, Ascending Forth

Worst track: N/A

Is black midi's 'Hellfire' the best that 2022 had to offer? To put it plainly I will quote an online reviewer of the album whose words just resonated with me the most, and do in fact sum up my personal experience with the band's third studio offering: I had never felt so equally impressed and disgusted before in my life. Full stop. Hardly have any vocals sounded so corny and uncomfortable, since the days of the glorious Canterbury Scene. But there is an overarching trend that goes throughout the albums offered by the bands of the Windmill Scene - they become increasingly unlistenable.

'Hellfire' is a cavalcade of sounds (pun intended) that bombards the unprepared listener with an instrumental menace, topped by the hardly distinguishable lyrics, sang in a pretentious manner, often through spoken word. Despite the interesting and adventurous flamenco and jazz influences, the band intentionally and successfully blurs the line between music and noise. The playing is impressive by all means, but when an album becomes more painful than pleasurable to listen to, then this is a bad sign. Apart from this, 'Hellfire' is so emotionally shallow that one could hardly feel connected to any part of it, generally lost among the bull[&*!#] stories or the chaotic instrumental sections. I am generally confused by the record. Mostly messy.

The title of that album tells you a bit of what to expect here, but it's not an album by a metal band, but by an avant-prog band that can incorporate in their own style music that it's not totally Prog. First, the vocalist can go on a frenetic pace with a voice that is sometimes between singing and talking. At other times he lowers his voice sounding almost like a crooner. One thing is sure, this band enjoys playing Jazz music with plenty of instrumentation. There is a Zappa influence in some songs that are obvious. Also, some short and heavy sections are integrated into their music which gives another dimension to their music. Also, those elements work well, especially the cool "Welcome to Hell" track that is easy to get hooked on. There is a sound coming from a big band orchestra with some busy drumming and a heavier passage. The singer can get loose by speeding up his pace so much that the musicians have trouble catching up. Some listeners could find that there is a bit of too much jazz at the end of that album, but I can only give credit to this band just for the way they craft their songs in a unique and a bit insane style that makes this album an enjoyable experience.

black midi is one of the most original sounding prog acts to come out in the past few years, while I love prog and modern prog I can't disagree when people say they don't like modern prog such as Wobbler or Steven Wilson for they just emulate the sound of the 70s I personally don't mind it however I completely understand why someone wouldn't but as for black midi that isn't the case while yes there's clear King Crimson inspiration it sounds different at the same time bm fusing avant jazz with math rock and post punk gives it such a unique sound and they shine brightly on this album while both albums before this were amazing Hellfire is bm at their peak and I can't wait to see what they make next. As for the album you'll get great Avant Jazz Fusion Sugar/Tzu is by far one of the greatest prog songs ever made this album sounds like King Crimson, Cardiacs and Frank Zappa on drugs The Race Is About To Begin and 27 Questions are up there aswell The Race being a super fast schizophrenic sounding song and 27 Questions songs like if the song itself is falling apart I really can't explain how these songs sound you really need to listen to them yourself. The album has a very vaudeville approach to it's style this time around especially on the last three tracks, the album has very Captain Beefheart esque humor and a very big band feel to it and the album itself is (as much as i hate saying this) an experience, The Race Is About To Begin is one of the most intense songs I've ever heard to the point where I don't even know of this track can be played live, it quite literally sounds like if the genre black midi was rock music and then the more balled like tracks almost have a Scott Walker like quality to them literally my only problem with this album is that it's too short clocking in at 38 minutes when the average LP is about 45 I know it's small but i want more from this band so bad and I can't wait for LP4

black midi's musical evolution continues on Hellfire, a brutal prog trip through territory you might have previously glimpsed in the jazzier sections of Mr. Bungle's Disco Volante but which black midi have certainly claimed as their very own. With a dramatic, almost theatrical flair, it might even be a concept album, though you'd need to spend a good long time simmering in its murky depths to navigate what's going on here. Greep, Picton, and Simpson have really come into their own as composers and multi-insturmentalists; imagine three Mike Oldfields unleashed on a studio with full access to all the instruments they want to use and a big dose of PCP to get things hopping and you might end up in similar turf.

Saxophone and keyboards make themselves felt more strongly on the second black midi album, accompanying a sonic shift from the noise-drenched math rock of their debut to an approach which resembles a slightly more math rock/avant-prog take on Mr. Bungle's Disco Volante at points. Unlike some experimental bands, black midi don't stint on the vocals either, with Geordie Greep and Cameron Picton sharing duties with performances which might not be conventionally stunning but certainly help add a lot of feeling to the proceedings, which might be the group's secret weapon. In a subgenre in which technical complexity can sometimes push out atmosphere and emotion, black midi manage to capture a frantic dose of both.

The debut album by black midi at first sounds like an aggressive morass of noisy math rock - think rhythms and musicianship akin to math rock and textures and post-punk influences not too far from what the noise rock crowd like.

Listen closer, though, and it becomes apparent that their roots run deeper than that. After all, one of their earliest releases was extracts from a live performance backing none other than Damo Suzuki; deep within the rhythms of black midi's work is the motorik pulse which drove Krautrock units like Can.

As such, their subsequent evolution away from this sound into a more avant-prog style was signposted well in advance, the band showing their command of the history of experimental rock music from the start. The end result is an effort which will please adventurous math rock listeners and fans of the more aggressice end of Krautrock.

Post-Punk Appearances Dismissed; Avant-Prog Crooners Ponder Eternal Fire

With my 'The List' getting way out of hand for far too long, it's no surprise I'm getting to the latest by UK's Black Midi nearly a year later (I have no real devotions leading me to prioritize one band over another, so I am indeed a fake fan haha). Following the release of their EP Cavalcovers, from a few months before in March '22, their third LP, Hellfire, was released to fairly positive criticism [and I can now see why], and it's certainly the hottest thing in their main discography according to our fellows here at PA. And can we give it up for a Prog band outputting a 10-song, 39-minute album?! Likewise, impressed to see the credits so filled out, so to speak; haven't seen this much individual involvement since Gentle Giant's potential magnum opus (my favorite) Acquiring the Taste (1971); even GG is outdone here. Regardless of how long it's been, I am absolutely stoked to jump on in.

Title track "Hellfire" starts off the record with Euro quirk. Geordie Greep delivers a truly crazed monologue-come-rap over the darkest Cabaresque accompaniment (somewhat circus-faire). This is truly a striking and remarkable opener. Acting as stark juxtaposition to the soft, jazz croon of "Sugar/Tzu"'s intro. The mix opens up and the pace is quickened; we're in for a treat, are we? I'm beaming. The rhythmic cacophony of the post-verse is unbelievably tense: no surprises yet, but ever-delighted by what Black Midi bring to the table. Collective genius, in my humble opinion. From the lightest quiet to hyper-focused [or chaotic] drama, this is a killer. Without skipping a single beat, "Eat Men Eat" begins with a sort of Latin-inspired drive, as Cameron Picton sings in (briefly) soft singer-songwriter tone. The strums and plucks of acoustic-classical guitar are delish, all while percussion thrusts us all forward. After a harsh crescendo, the middle of this Picton-led number reveals a psychedelic oasis, only to fall apart under the weight of increasing tension [Was it all just a mirage?]. I love the theme here. Lyrically, an Odyssey-like surrender to comforts and earthly delights which only result in an awful, unrelenting, infernal despair. The excited, inflammatory diatribe of a 'drunken captain' takes all the attention away, a curse of curses on 'Company A'. Wonderful, wonderful. Eclectic Prog recontextualized for Indie Rock? Not quite that simple.

Greep takes back the helm for a funnily upbeat number, "Welcome To Hell". Stylistically speaking, it made me think of New Wave and Funk Rock (many sections are very much reminiscent of Primus). Drummer extraordinaire Morgan Simpson in great part gives this track a great, danceable lilt; he even has a drum solo in the second minute(!). This reasonably 4-minute tune is dramatic and epic. All forms, styles and affects are confidently theirs [Y'all like Showtunes?]. Picton takes up the mic once more on the shockingly sweet "Still", a Country-Folk ballad(?), replete with (in order of their credits listing) accordion, lap steel, whip, harmonica, resonator guitar (what I thought was banjo, I guess), tambourine, handclaps, and violin. Handsome, bucolic, classic and randomly (still) British. And then right about 2:00, we get a brief rhythmic shift which is so modern [and relatively foreign territory for BM]. Their sudden shifts, consistent since their beginning, are so ear-catching and awe-inspiring. Really beautiful stuff in the third minute, softened with a Rhodes and an orchestral backing. Dare I say, this ending passage sounded to me like Star Wars. Like "Leia's Theme" could have begun there and I wouldn't have been surprised at all haha.

Interluding briefly as possible is "Half Time", a charming rapid-radio-tuning to a DJ's intro--with Radio Raheem referenced, from Do The Right Thing--for the next, "The Race Is About To Begin". We are alluded to Jazz, but moreso Traditional Pop and specifically Tin Pan Alley. Greep gives us more impassioned monologuing, honestly one of the things he's very good at, at least at face-value. The first thing I really think of here is, for lack of a better word, speed. Everything [in the first half] is hurried, balls-to-the-wall. Regardless, in a very classic sort of way, another epic number, simultaneously exploring different styles and dynamics as it morphs. Up next is "Dangerous Liaisons", the first track to not really be intrinsically tied to what came prior. Even so, nothing is out of place here. A much jazzier number, the waltzing music really flows with Geordie's poetic delivery of what seems like a deal with the Devil. This one light-Fusion Trad Pop?... Who cares? Beautiful stuff. Best time as ever to praise the saxophone on the album, here a tenor, throughout performed by Kaidi Akinnibi. Akinnibi has featured on Black Midi since Cavalcade, and apparently performs regularly with them live.

Continuing in this very old-school fashion, "The Defence" just swept me off my feet; I'm trying desperately to lower my brow haha. And this was only made more difficult by the lyrics. From what I can tell, this is pro-sex work(?), and I frankly have no other comments at this current time [Seriously, though, the lyrics throughout have been spectacular storytelling]. On second thought, though, I believe this is a Tony Bennett cover /s. Regardless, for the Trad Pop stylings throughout, this will surely polarize a few. The Eclectic Progging continues most assuredly soon enough, I assure you, on the dark finale, "27 Questions" [Is that the British version of the classic Questions game?... /s]. Come on everybody! It's Bang On The 88s Day! This manic state doesn't last, and we close out with a ridiculous, at-all-times rhetorical recitation of these 27 Questions. What we do love is actually tasteful materialism displayed in Prog. And I mean that haha. Thankfully, our song and our album end in a most disturbed manner. Praise be.

Hope y'all enjoy! Love this band. They never cease to impress and inspire.

After some internal deliberation, a rounded-up True Rate of 4.5/5.0. Their best yet.

I don't think it needs mentioned, but the absolute absurdity of an Avant-Punk-by-Avant-Prog group covering a famous KC song, an early Country Pop tune by Taylor Swift and a Captain Beefheart song all on a single release is dumbfounding... And yet! this is exactly the kind of diversity that I would want from a covers album. Like, who all are y'all into or pulling from? What will you, in this case, do with these disparate songs? On paper, it's awesome.

The aforementioned King Crimson song is none other than "21st Century Schizoid Man", a song I must admit I feel is very likely over-covered. But as is the challenge of 'the cover', will this appeal to someone checking out this artist potentially for the first time, a foot in the door to Black Midi in this case? In that same vein, really what I would think is the main point (somewhat weirdly to me) is that someone will know the song you're covering. Or numerous someones. You get it. From the very start, true enough to the original, although drummer Morgan Simpson managed to somehow outgroove Michael Giles! As 'true' as it may be, this is actually a strength, the cover becoming a showcase of the band's abilities. Much welcomed is the Ian MacDonald role filled by talented guest saxman Kaidi Akinnibi. Blackened vocals are joined by an absurd German impression at the very end. I love it. I can't believe it [well, it is Black Midi, so I can], but this is genuinely great.

Completely changing tone and direction and... potentially toward a different dimension, the next one is "Love Story" by T-Swift. All the hype surrounding her newest releases, taking a turn toward Indie Folk I believe, has still not quite drawn me in haha. And I can't imagine a cover by a band I even love will turn me in her direction any time soon. Anyhow... Of course my first question, you'll agree, was 'Are they about to play this song straight?!' What's even more interesting to me is that they're doing a Country-Western thang [I suggest a slightly older stylistic direction than her original]. The inclusion of sax does admittedly make it sound like E Street cheese, so... It's weird haha. Never need to hear this again. I'm not sure I even find it funny, though I'm sure the feeling would change if I saw this live. It's not like I don't respect this bold move on their part.

And on to the real wild card of the EP, though one that actually makes the most sense: Beefheart's "Moonlight On Vermont" off the beloved and confounding Trout Mask Replica (1969). The weird, angular guitar fits this perfectly, the drums are contained yet wild enough, and I assumed it had to be Geordie absolutely crushing these Howlin' Wolf-style growl-vox. Pure Avant-Blues, I have a feeling certain fans of his Magic Band would be pleased. Hilariously, the song slowly speeds up nearing the end and morphs almost entirely into a brief U2 reference, pulling guitar riff and lyric from "Pride (In the Name of Love)". Hilarious and amazing.

Overall, a pleasant surprise.

True Rate: 3.75/5.00