ANIMALS

Are you suffering from insomnia? Then buy this album right away! Be careful though, listening to it might send you into a coma. Animals is quite possibly the most lethargic album ever made and it seems to have been custom made for stoners. The experience of listening to it is similar to being stuck in traffic behind an unbelievably slow moving car driven by an elderly person afraid to go faster than a snail. Only during the last three minutes of 'Dogs' does this album suddenly start moving and in the context of this album it feels like that elderly person in front of you just had a seizure and suddenly floored the gas pedal. This album is strictly for stoners and bigtime Floyd fans.